@john-pattillo.bsky.social
He’s going to go absolutely ape shit if he sees this.
January 19, 2026 at 6:37 PM
He’s going to go absolutely ape shit if he sees this.
Are they at least going to pay to fix his goddamn door?
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Are they at least going to pay to fix his goddamn door?
It’s only going to go up as gen z gets more politically active.
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
It’s only going to go up as gen z gets more politically active.
I’m reading this as the only way he knows to deescalate the Greenland situation. He of course is far too thin skinned to actually back down from those fantasy, but he knows the military threats are going nowhere, so he’s reverted to his favorite tool.
January 17, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I’m reading this as the only way he knows to deescalate the Greenland situation. He of course is far too thin skinned to actually back down from those fantasy, but he knows the military threats are going nowhere, so he’s reverted to his favorite tool.
The Supreme Court needs to shut this tariff business down.
January 17, 2026 at 10:35 PM
The Supreme Court needs to shut this tariff business down.
What a hateful little worm.
January 17, 2026 at 5:47 PM
What a hateful little worm.
So his fantasy about greenland is related to his fantasy about a golden dome missile defense
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
So his fantasy about greenland is related to his fantasy about a golden dome missile defense
A third impeachment is practically inevitable.
January 15, 2026 at 4:49 AM
A third impeachment is practically inevitable.
This is especially symbolic because of France’s status as an independent nuclear power.
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
This is especially symbolic because of France’s status as an independent nuclear power.
Greenlanders aren’t buying it.
January 14, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Greenlanders aren’t buying it.
General Strike. Put the whole city in the street.
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
General Strike. Put the whole city in the street.
So I guess we “own” all of Europe west of Greenwich?
January 5, 2026 at 11:07 PM
So I guess we “own” all of Europe west of Greenwich?
Yeah, the wide shot is intense.
December 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Yeah, the wide shot is intense.
All this garbage will be so satisfying to see get torn down.
December 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
All this garbage will be so satisfying to see get torn down.
I hope that’s not a hostage
December 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I hope that’s not a hostage
At this point it seems like his handlers are just giving him things to play with.
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
At this point it seems like his handlers are just giving him things to play with.
How do you live nearly your whole adult life as an educated person, seeking to be successful in the world, and then fall on your face spouting complete BS on national television in service of a walking obscenity like Trump.
December 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
How do you live nearly your whole adult life as an educated person, seeking to be successful in the world, and then fall on your face spouting complete BS on national television in service of a walking obscenity like Trump.
Greenland just needs to keep saying no.
December 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Greenland just needs to keep saying no.
What a lunatic he is.
December 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
What a lunatic he is.
This one will be easy enough to fix when he’s gone.
December 21, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This one will be easy enough to fix when he’s gone.
The fancier and more expensive it is, the more satisfying it will be to tear it down.
December 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
The fancier and more expensive it is, the more satisfying it will be to tear it down.
I’ll take things that aren’t actually happening for $500, Alex.
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I’ll take things that aren’t actually happening for $500, Alex.
I hope there is some basis to prosecute Stephen Miller when this is all over.
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I hope there is some basis to prosecute Stephen Miller when this is all over.
What was destroyed can be rebuilt.
December 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
What was destroyed can be rebuilt.