John Cooney (jmtb02)
@john.wonderfulelephant.com
Good Things Vol 1 -> GoodThings.wonderfulelephant.com/
🐘 @wonderfulelephant.com, studio in Davis, CA
⚡ Former CEO of Armor Games, dev at Kongregate
🧩 Many Flash Games, yes those ones
🌈 games are for everyone
🐘 @wonderfulelephant.com, studio in Davis, CA
⚡ Former CEO of Armor Games, dev at Kongregate
🧩 Many Flash Games, yes those ones
🌈 games are for everyone
being left on read 😭😭😭
January 9, 2026 at 11:13 PM
being left on read 😭😭😭
applying for US Trademark is full of scams, but this one is the most egregious so far
I was told that someone was trying to apply for my existing trademark (they aren't)
Likewise they have "received my tm application from the USPTO" no they just scraped my details from the app
I was told that someone was trying to apply for my existing trademark (they aren't)
Likewise they have "received my tm application from the USPTO" no they just scraped my details from the app
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
applying for US Trademark is full of scams, but this one is the most egregious so far
I was told that someone was trying to apply for my existing trademark (they aren't)
Likewise they have "received my tm application from the USPTO" no they just scraped my details from the app
I was told that someone was trying to apply for my existing trademark (they aren't)
Likewise they have "received my tm application from the USPTO" no they just scraped my details from the app
I think a lot about how one day I emailed @newgrounds.com about wiring up 250 achievements into a game and they said, "YEAH LETS GO"
January 8, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I think a lot about how one day I emailed @newgrounds.com about wiring up 250 achievements into a game and they said, "YEAH LETS GO"
I didn't realize how much of an upgrade to work these bad boys would be
January 7, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I didn't realize how much of an upgrade to work these bad boys would be
made a hotpot for the family last night, it's slowly becoming a Christmas tradition :)
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
made a hotpot for the family last night, it's slowly becoming a Christmas tradition :)
chase those feels, half off now
store.steampowered.com/app/2274110/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2274110/...
December 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
chase those feels, half off now
store.steampowered.com/app/2274110/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2274110/...
The Elephant Collection is 50% off RIGHT NOW as part of the Steam Winter Sale!
store.steampowered.com/app/2274110/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2274110/...
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The Elephant Collection is 50% off RIGHT NOW as part of the Steam Winter Sale!
store.steampowered.com/app/2274110/...
store.steampowered.com/app/2274110/...
It's that time of the year where I need to go to Christmas parties and people ask me how work is going and this is the last thing I've made
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
It's that time of the year where I need to go to Christmas parties and people ask me how work is going and this is the last thing I've made
Late night programming before tucking in
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Late night programming before tucking in
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for...
December 15, 2025 at 7:04 PM
You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for...
ordered replacement parts, gonna keep 'em going as long as l possibly can <3
December 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
ordered replacement parts, gonna keep 'em going as long as l possibly can <3
can you see this
December 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
can you see this
so far I've been hit with 10+ charges which needed refunds. Luckily both Ko-fi and Paypal have been quick to respond, but it required me turning off Paypal between
I'll need to turn it back on at some point hoping the criminal has moved on to another account, it just sucks
I'll need to turn it back on at some point hoping the criminal has moved on to another account, it just sucks
December 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
so far I've been hit with 10+ charges which needed refunds. Luckily both Ko-fi and Paypal have been quick to respond, but it required me turning off Paypal between
I'll need to turn it back on at some point hoping the criminal has moved on to another account, it just sucks
I'll need to turn it back on at some point hoping the criminal has moved on to another account, it just sucks
As someone relatively new to Ko-fi/Patreon, I wanted to share a lesson in fraud: Someone has been Carding my account... meaning they're using my subscription page to test credit cards, with the intention of using the card elsewhere and leaving my account with chargeback fees
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
As someone relatively new to Ko-fi/Patreon, I wanted to share a lesson in fraud: Someone has been Carding my account... meaning they're using my subscription page to test credit cards, with the intention of using the card elsewhere and leaving my account with chargeback fees
the Internet was supposed to be better than this
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
the Internet was supposed to be better than this
I have a 6 and 8 year old
December 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I have a 6 and 8 year old
last year we had a few hits, including Pizza for Elephants, Don't Eat the Cake, and Batteries Not Included
December 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
last year we had a few hits, including Pizza for Elephants, Don't Eat the Cake, and Batteries Not Included
The 9 Games of SMOL 2025 begins today!
All monthly subscribers ($5 level or more) will receive 9 games dropped over the next few weeks, brand new tiny games to bring a little joy and fun over December!
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
All monthly subscribers ($5 level or more) will receive 9 games dropped over the next few weeks, brand new tiny games to bring a little joy and fun over December!
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The 9 Games of SMOL 2025 begins today!
All monthly subscribers ($5 level or more) will receive 9 games dropped over the next few weeks, brand new tiny games to bring a little joy and fun over December!
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
All monthly subscribers ($5 level or more) will receive 9 games dropped over the next few weeks, brand new tiny games to bring a little joy and fun over December!
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
❄️ Happy Honda Days everyone we got EPIC ELEPHANT DOORBUSTERS RIGHT HERE it's a PACHYDERM SALEABRATION ❄️
Save 15% on all Wonderful Elephant merch!
PROMO CODE: WONDERFULFRIYAY25 (exp midnight!)
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
Save 15% on all Wonderful Elephant merch!
PROMO CODE: WONDERFULFRIYAY25 (exp midnight!)
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
December 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
❄️ Happy Honda Days everyone we got EPIC ELEPHANT DOORBUSTERS RIGHT HERE it's a PACHYDERM SALEABRATION ❄️
Save 15% on all Wonderful Elephant merch!
PROMO CODE: WONDERFULFRIYAY25 (exp midnight!)
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
Save 15% on all Wonderful Elephant merch!
PROMO CODE: WONDERFULFRIYAY25 (exp midnight!)
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
I have 10+ year old Bose headphones. Replaced the muffs and headband twice now. 2 years ago decided to no longer replace parts, just get new headphones once it dies
BUT IT LIVES. The headphone cable is partially melted, one muff is fully disintegrated (another missing)... yet everything still works
BUT IT LIVES. The headphone cable is partially melted, one muff is fully disintegrated (another missing)... yet everything still works
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have 10+ year old Bose headphones. Replaced the muffs and headband twice now. 2 years ago decided to no longer replace parts, just get new headphones once it dies
BUT IT LIVES. The headphone cable is partially melted, one muff is fully disintegrated (another missing)... yet everything still works
BUT IT LIVES. The headphone cable is partially melted, one muff is fully disintegrated (another missing)... yet everything still works
apologies for subscribers expecting better, but we're not done.
With the stretch elephant, please help with the pants scenario:
With the stretch elephant, please help with the pants scenario:
November 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
apologies for subscribers expecting better, but we're not done.
With the stretch elephant, please help with the pants scenario:
With the stretch elephant, please help with the pants scenario:
ALL WONDERFUL ELEPHANT MERCH 15% OFF!
- Hoodies (back in-stock!)
- Die-cut vinyl stickers!
- Hard Enamel Pins!
All high-quality stuff we design in-house and store in my tiny 56 sq ft office (save me)
(code: WONDERFULFRIYAY2025 exp Mon)
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
- Hoodies (back in-stock!)
- Die-cut vinyl stickers!
- Hard Enamel Pins!
All high-quality stuff we design in-house and store in my tiny 56 sq ft office (save me)
(code: WONDERFULFRIYAY2025 exp Mon)
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
ALL WONDERFUL ELEPHANT MERCH 15% OFF!
- Hoodies (back in-stock!)
- Die-cut vinyl stickers!
- Hard Enamel Pins!
All high-quality stuff we design in-house and store in my tiny 56 sq ft office (save me)
(code: WONDERFULFRIYAY2025 exp Mon)
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
- Hoodies (back in-stock!)
- Die-cut vinyl stickers!
- Hard Enamel Pins!
All high-quality stuff we design in-house and store in my tiny 56 sq ft office (save me)
(code: WONDERFULFRIYAY2025 exp Mon)
ko-fi.com/wonderfulele...
