Derbyshire John
@john1960.bsky.social
Chief choreographer at a leading American university.
(Thanks to Banx for capturing my best moves)
(Thanks to Banx for capturing my best moves)
He’s found a stable party at last 🤨
January 12, 2026 at 11:37 AM
He’s found a stable party at last 🤨
Doesn’t reflexivity require a degree of self awareness?
January 11, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Doesn’t reflexivity require a degree of self awareness?
Agreed but remember that the EU knows Farage better than most of his voters do.
With him in the wings, they are highly unlikely to take us seriously.
With him in the wings, they are highly unlikely to take us seriously.
January 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Agreed but remember that the EU knows Farage better than most of his voters do.
With him in the wings, they are highly unlikely to take us seriously.
With him in the wings, they are highly unlikely to take us seriously.
He’s off to Dubai then?
January 6, 2026 at 10:25 AM
He’s off to Dubai then?
I’m sure one of my relatives once said to George lll…
‘Sire, are you sure it’s wise to allow our American colonies to govern themselves?’
‘Sire, are you sure it’s wise to allow our American colonies to govern themselves?’
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I’m sure one of my relatives once said to George lll…
‘Sire, are you sure it’s wise to allow our American colonies to govern themselves?’
‘Sire, are you sure it’s wise to allow our American colonies to govern themselves?’
It took root in Goodwin’s head shortly after he was dropped on it during birth.
December 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
It took root in Goodwin’s head shortly after he was dropped on it during birth.
Steve Reed has spent far too long cocooned in local/national government. He needs to get out more.
He won’t increase productivity by insisting folk work a 5-day week and paying ‘appearance fees’.
Needs to learn how to measure value added
He won’t increase productivity by insisting folk work a 5-day week and paying ‘appearance fees’.
Needs to learn how to measure value added
December 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Steve Reed has spent far too long cocooned in local/national government. He needs to get out more.
He won’t increase productivity by insisting folk work a 5-day week and paying ‘appearance fees’.
Needs to learn how to measure value added
He won’t increase productivity by insisting folk work a 5-day week and paying ‘appearance fees’.
Needs to learn how to measure value added
Lee Anderson turned up then converted to Catholicism within half an hour.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Lee Anderson turned up then converted to Catholicism within half an hour.
Is she morphing into Ann Widdecombe?
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Is she morphing into Ann Widdecombe?
Has deliveroo sacked him?
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Has deliveroo sacked him?
Has Labour signed a suicide pact? 🧐
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Has Labour signed a suicide pact? 🧐
Seems his greasy gob has flattened his pint, though it could be Watney’s red barrel.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Seems his greasy gob has flattened his pint, though it could be Watney’s red barrel.
Modest debauchery? 🤨🧐
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Modest debauchery? 🤨🧐
Is that the one with the story about the Good Samaritan?
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Is that the one with the story about the Good Samaritan?
I wonder if Musk’s lips moved when he read Tolkien to himself?
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I wonder if Musk’s lips moved when he read Tolkien to himself?
It’s Flambeau revisiting the crime scene.
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
It’s Flambeau revisiting the crime scene.
At least the shop next door shows Caerphilly still has taste 🙃
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
At least the shop next door shows Caerphilly still has taste 🙃
They’re simply implementing project 2025.
If only there’d been clues 🙃
If only there’d been clues 🙃
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
They’re simply implementing project 2025.
If only there’d been clues 🙃
If only there’d been clues 🙃
He’s also being played by Netanyah.
Trump couldn’t negotiate his way out of a paper bag.
Trump couldn’t negotiate his way out of a paper bag.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
He’s also being played by Netanyah.
Trump couldn’t negotiate his way out of a paper bag.
Trump couldn’t negotiate his way out of a paper bag.
I’d love to hijack his speakers and pretend to be ChatGPT 😎
Must ask Rupert Murdoch how it’s done 🫢
Must ask Rupert Murdoch how it’s done 🫢
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’d love to hijack his speakers and pretend to be ChatGPT 😎
Must ask Rupert Murdoch how it’s done 🫢
Must ask Rupert Murdoch how it’s done 🫢
Perhaps we could test it on Lee Anderson then deport him when he fails?
October 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Perhaps we could test it on Lee Anderson then deport him when he fails?
They don’t like it up ‘em.
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
They don’t like it up ‘em.
Does farage realise that he will have to deport his wife?
Cheaper than divorce, I guess 🤓
Cheaper than divorce, I guess 🤓
September 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Does farage realise that he will have to deport his wife?
Cheaper than divorce, I guess 🤓
Cheaper than divorce, I guess 🤓