Derbyshire John
john1960.bsky.social
Derbyshire John
@john1960.bsky.social
Chief choreographer at a leading American university.

(Thanks to Banx for capturing my best moves)





He’s found a stable party at last 🤨
January 12, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Doesn’t reflexivity require a degree of self awareness?
January 11, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Agreed but remember that the EU knows Farage better than most of his voters do.

With him in the wings, they are highly unlikely to take us seriously.
January 6, 2026 at 10:41 AM
He’s off to Dubai then?
January 6, 2026 at 10:25 AM
I’m sure one of my relatives once said to George lll…

‘Sire, are you sure it’s wise to allow our American colonies to govern themselves?’
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
It took root in Goodwin’s head shortly after he was dropped on it during birth.
December 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Steve Reed has spent far too long cocooned in local/national government. He needs to get out more.

He won’t increase productivity by insisting folk work a 5-day week and paying ‘appearance fees’.

Needs to learn how to measure value added
December 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Lee Anderson turned up then converted to Catholicism within half an hour.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Is she morphing into Ann Widdecombe?
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Follicles
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Has deliveroo sacked him?
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Has Labour signed a suicide pact? 🧐
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Seems his greasy gob has flattened his pint, though it could be Watney’s red barrel.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Modest debauchery? 🤨🧐
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Is that the one with the story about the Good Samaritan?
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I wonder if Musk’s lips moved when he read Tolkien to himself?
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It’s Flambeau revisiting the crime scene.
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
At least the shop next door shows Caerphilly still has taste 🙃
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
They’re simply implementing project 2025.

If only there’d been clues 🙃
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
He’s also being played by Netanyah.

Trump couldn’t negotiate his way out of a paper bag.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I’d love to hijack his speakers and pretend to be ChatGPT 😎

Must ask Rupert Murdoch how it’s done 🫢
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Perhaps we could test it on Lee Anderson then deport him when he fails?
October 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Ann who? 🙃
October 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
They don’t like it up ‘em.
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Does farage realise that he will have to deport his wife?

Cheaper than divorce, I guess 🤓
September 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM