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Counting the Bastards in UKIP/BXP/Reform/whatever

Brexit is more unicorny and pishy than ever
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john3ners.bsky.social
the Reform councillor:
Peter O'Hanraha-Hanrahan
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
related: Allison Pearson blocked me on the bad place when i challenged her about her conspirabollox about the viral photo of a child sleeping on a hospital floor
me asking allison pearson on twitter to share the link to the telegraph she'd promised to write. her tweet, to which i responded, said "so i have detailed explanation from paediatric nurses explaining why photo of child on the floor is '100% faked'. i will put in @telegraph on weds. stage a photo. cause outrage. castigate people who doubt it for showing insufficient compassion. jesus" of course, it turned out that the photo wasn't faked, and pearson never wrote that article for the telegraph despite all this, she's still a columnist for them
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
is he referring to the remembrance sunday parade in Lewes which was in the afternoon in 2024, 2023 and 2022? almost a tradition, one might say
screebgrab of royal british legion website showing that the remembrance sunday parade in lewes in 2024 was in the afternoon screebgrab of eastbourne council website showing that the remembrance sunday parade in lewes in 2023 was in the afternoon screebgrab of theargus.co.uk website showing that the remembrance sunday parade in lewes in 2022 was in the afternoon
November 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
that is clearly General Melchett's moustache soaked in blood. or something
Stephen Fry + moustache as General Melchett in Blackadder Goes Forth
November 2, 2025 at 6:46 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
funny you should mention that
extract from Telegraph story: "As we never have the central heating on during the day and I already spend November-April wearing thermals under my clothes, most of which are bought second-hand on Vinted, I can’t see another option. We’ve shopped around for tariffs more frequently than Imelda Marcos bought shoes, and ditched the weekly Waitrose delivery to push a trolley round Lidl. There isn’t a lot of fat left to trim."
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
i particularly like this bit. i'm guessing they were involved in specifying the "tiresome" induction hob - and in choosing their pans
extract from Telegraph piece: "But for now, I’m cooking supper on the tiresome induction hob usually reserved for the summer that won’t stop beeping at me and is incompatible with half our pans."
November 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
bluesky trends getting right into the hallowe'en spirit
snippet of trending topics on bluesky: matt goodwin michael myers prince andrew kristi noem
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
good to see they're so patriotic they registered the domain through... a german registrar
screengrab from nominet.uk showing that prepgovreform.uk is registered via Key-Systems GmbH in Germany
October 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
i guess making current PIP recipients pay the governments is, er, an approach
graph from OBR website showing forecast cost of PIP in 2025/26 to be £28.7 billion, less than the £32 billion reform are pledging to cut from PIP
October 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
the meme of a crow on stage being booed by the audience: "get better material". the crow pauses, sweating, and looks at his/her cards, all of which are the same material again
October 29, 2025 at 10:09 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
adverts should be representative of traditional british families
John and Anne Darwin in Panama when John Darwin hadn't actually died in a canoeing mishap
October 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
remember this guy?
photo of Raheem Kassam (then chief adviser to Nigel Farage), with quote: "if they're guilty, they often give a bullshit excuse about being hacked. if not guilty, they will rpovide evidence" attributed to buzzfeed, 28/04/2015
October 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
i really hope that's twinned with
google maps extract featuring the village of Three Cocks
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
it seems absolutely wild and/or illegal
google maps showing the various facilities of Tittybong, viz. the Mummy Milker Inn, the Tittybong Indoor Milk Pool, and Tittybong Morgue
October 10, 2025 at 11:34 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
a photo of Daniel Kawczynski and Rishi Sunak
October 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
reform and ukip: spot the difference

right down to the sausage rolls...
cutting from northants telegraph this week: "Northamptonshire Police are reviewing the circumstances surrounding a free event co-hosted by a Reform UK election candidate in Corby, at which members of the public were supplied with a 'generous and tasty' buffet. Lee Duffy, who already represents Lloyds ward on Corby Town Council, is Reform UK’s candidate in October 9 election for the vacant Lloyds and Corby Village seat for North Northants Council (NNC). The by-election for the seat had been triggered by the resignation of Corby Reform UK councillor Robert Bloom after serious racism allegations." cutting from the guardian in april 2015: " The Ukip leader, Nigel Farage, has defended one of his parliamentary candidates after claims he tried to bribe voters by providing sausage rolls at an event attended by snooker star Jimmy White. Kim Rose, who is standing in Southampton Itchen, laid on refreshments at an event at a local community hall on 21 February, after inviting White to play snooker with children. But the candidate said he was subsequently told to report to Hampshire police over a report that he had been “treating”. Rose told the BBC: “Maybe it’s a bit naive but all the intentions were good. It’s absolutely ridiculous. I’m sure people aren’t going to change their mind for a sausage roll.” Asked about the furore while on the campaign trail in South Thanet in Kent, Farage described it as “utter nonsense”. “There seems all sorts of cases in politics of people behaving badly and doing things wrong, abusing their positions. Having a few sausage rolls I don’t really think counts as one of those,” he said."
October 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
tbh the build quality's too good for a cybertruck
September 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
what's stopping him from going to bed?
September 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
edition.cnn.com/2025/09/20/p...
an enormous picture of Kim Jong Il sits atop a frankly rather stylish black limousine
September 21, 2025 at 8:52 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
i presume it's just a coincidence that she does this at the end of the video
Valentina Gomez holds a microphone in her left hand, in front of her mouth; her right arm is raised. it kind of looks like Elon Musk sending his heart out to a crowd
September 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
me, every day for the last 10 years or so
excerpt from TV listings the first programme is "News At Ten & TVS News" the next programme is "Regrets"
September 11, 2025 at 8:08 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
when she says, "those were the days, weren't they", her eyes suggest that perhaps she knows it's all bollocks
still of video of Dame Andrea Jenkyns speaking at the 2025 Reform UK conference in birmingham. she's saying the words "Those were the days, weren't they?". Her arms are outstretched. Her eyes give the impression that she's just seen an enitre herd of dinosaurs charging towards her with tasers
September 5, 2025 at 12:29 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
christ
extract from wikipedia: "Jenkyns was created a Dame Commander of the Order of the British Empire in 2023 in the Resignation Honours List of former UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson."
July 14, 2025 at 9:32 PM
john3ners.bsky.social
Headline in the Guardian: "Ozzy Osbourne collaborates with chimpanzees on abstract expressionist paintings" Still of Chris Morris in "The Day Today"
July 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
john3ners.bsky.social
drop someone BESPECTACLED
Harrow-on-the-Hill councillor Eileen Kinnear and her famous glasses
July 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM