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johnalees.bsky.social
Degenerate artist
@johnalees.bsky.social
Slightly less than ordinary person, hailing from Magandjin in so called Australia.

Lover of art and music.

He/him
I avoided the dentist for 30 years. I put on my brave pants and went for a check up. Second visit back they botched a wisdom tooth removal and nearly killed me as a result. Fortunately I have a better dentist now.
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
And lest we forget, "The Junkies Christmas," by William S Burroughs, or "Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis," by Tom Waits.
December 1, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Probably still get some seppos complaining that's not how it works without realising there's a whole world outside of the USA.
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
9 visits to Taco Bell. I think vomiting would be the least of your problems there. Definitely need someone following the contestants down the road with a few portaloos.
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
And I have to go out that night so I will miss the top 20 or so songs. I hope we get a new year's day replay, just so we can drink along to it.
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 AM
If I was any sort of musician (I'm not) I always thought for a laugh have a band called SU19, the Australian UB40 tribute show.
November 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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@johnalees.bsky.social has swears! They've used 569 profanities in their last 2,604 posts.

🥇 "fuck" (97 times)
🥈 "shit" (87 times)
🥉 "fucking" (75 times)
November 30, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I carry a scar upon my arm from the last tussle I had with a power steering line. That was fun.
November 30, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Always think AI is the ultimate end of the neoliberal fever dream of outsourcing everything, in this instance, they get moist at the prospect of people outsourcing their thinking to one of their machines and paying for the privilege of doing so.
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 AM
My sympathies. Makes me even more glad I try to watch very little TV these days.
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 AM
In that case, may there be cake 🎂
November 30, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Is it your birthday? If so please accept my sincere best wishes that your day will be a good one.
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
I can imagine it would be fun on shrooms. Can't be any worse than sitting through a teenage theatre school revue while smashed on pregabalin.
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Happened upon a YouTube video of him commentating in the Bathurst Easter bike races from 1983-84. Featured a young Larry Emdur as one of the credited producers.
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Lol. Whaddaya reckon @profanity.accountant am I holding up my end of the sweary fucking posts?
November 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Traumatic memories of ripping out 50 year old plasterboard on a house reno I worked on. Actual plaster mixed with horse hair. Weighed a bloody ton.

Putting it on isn't too bad. Just lots of sanding to do afterwards.
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
She seems slightly perturbed by the whole snow thing.
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
A good mate of mine worked as a youth worker for many years. Housos was basically a documentary to him. He's seen some stuff.
November 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I've lived here for over 50 years and I still don't like it. The payoff is those perfect winters.
November 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Those cars in good condition is a good piece of a house deposit.
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM