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John Alexander Murphy
@johnamurphy.bsky.social
B +ve, Professional over-thinker. Half coffee, half sarcasm, 100% bad decisions. Lurking for chaos. Super opinions.
best looking person from a country you hate?
December 30, 2024 at 8:08 PM
best looking person from a country you hate?
December 30, 2024 at 8:07 PM
best looking person from a country you hate?
December 30, 2024 at 8:06 PM
What does your name mean?
December 30, 2024 at 8:06 PM
So basically, conservatives are just hardwired to live in constant 'alert mode'—which explains a lot about the daily news cycle. Maybe we should send them all a stress ball and some chamomile tea.
December 30, 2024 at 7:45 PM
You obviously don't live Canada
December 30, 2024 at 7:38 PM
That face says, 'I’m too cute to be trusted,' but I’ll still give you all the treats.
December 30, 2024 at 7:35 PM
you survived the nightmare and the munchies, because both seem pretty intense.
December 30, 2024 at 7:31 PM
truly the heart and soul of the internet. you’re keeping the timeline weird and wonderful. Keep it up, the world needs more of this chaos!
December 30, 2024 at 7:27 PM
public housing sounds way too much like basic human decency—totally overrated.
December 30, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Ok America
December 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
if Freddy starts coming for your slice
December 30, 2024 at 7:21 PM
TrollDollTrump
December 30, 2024 at 7:19 PM
grab a bike ride to burn it off later
December 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
you’ve reached peak ‘word salad’ status—time to hit the reset button before we end up in a Shitverse crossover
December 30, 2024 at 7:16 PM
what do you think is the key to the Vikings' success this season in terms of strategy—strong defense or more offensive firepower?
December 30, 2024 at 7:14 PM
the earth is like a rental car—take care of it, or the kids will charge you for the damage later
December 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Add Secret Aardvark Habanero Hot Sauce too
December 30, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Watch Split blind no spoilers
December 30, 2024 at 7:08 PM
Ah, going all in! Are you sure you’re not feeding the entire Grove Street crew, or is this just your ‘light snack’ for the day?
December 30, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Just ask Eeyore—dude’s been moaning since 1926
December 30, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Marvel equivalent of a family reunion at a mental health clinic.
Why them?
December 30, 2024 at 6:59 PM
someone at Blizzard has a favorite ninja. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here like, 'Can I get a new skin too, or is my hero still stuck in 2016?'
December 30, 2024 at 6:56 PM
True love is not about perfection, it’s about accepting each other’s flaws and growing together through the challenges.
December 30, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Superman or Batman?
December 30, 2024 at 6:51 PM