John Aspinall
@johnaspinall.bsky.social
Dad, husband, cat owner, old telly watcher, computer programmer. In roughly that order.
You have a woman's legs, Doctor Frankenstein! And a different woman's body. And another woman's brain etc. etc.
January 1, 2026 at 10:06 PM
You have a woman's legs, Doctor Frankenstein! And a different woman's body. And another woman's brain etc. etc.
This explains why I come out of pubs feeling like my brain patterns have been rewritten.
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This explains why I come out of pubs feeling like my brain patterns have been rewritten.
Leclerc, 9am. Not too bad. Also Lidl for cheap booze. Chap behind us at the checkout was buying a lazy susan and a soldering iron. Which of those did he actually go in for?
December 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Leclerc, 9am. Not too bad. Also Lidl for cheap booze. Chap behind us at the checkout was buying a lazy susan and a soldering iron. Which of those did he actually go in for?
44 years ago today. I still bear the scars.
December 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
44 years ago today. I still bear the scars.
"THE MARK OF A MAN"
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"THE MARK OF A MAN"
Hannah Peel - Sunrise through the Dusty Nebula
November 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hannah Peel - Sunrise through the Dusty Nebula
Are you sure you're not my daughter? She's watched 'Nativity' about 50 times in the last month #misterpoppy
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Are you sure you're not my daughter? She's watched 'Nativity' about 50 times in the last month #misterpoppy
He couldn't beat the clock.
September 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
He couldn't beat the clock.
It's Sunday Night at the London Palladium, not Saturday afternoon! No wonder you've never met Tommy Trinder (or have you?)
September 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It's Sunday Night at the London Palladium, not Saturday afternoon! No wonder you've never met Tommy Trinder (or have you?)
Did it also show you a video of your house exploding?
September 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Did it also show you a video of your house exploding?
I reckon he prefers it - gets to hang out upstairs with Claudia on Saturdays without all the training and competition nonsense.
September 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I reckon he prefers it - gets to hang out upstairs with Claudia on Saturdays without all the training and competition nonsense.
Mud on the tracks?
August 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Mud on the tracks?
"If your train's on time I'll give you the money myself"
July 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"If your train's on time I'll give you the money myself"
Frank Spencer, Eddie Waring, Harold Wilson. Mike Yarwood's act, basically.
July 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Frank Spencer, Eddie Waring, Harold Wilson. Mike Yarwood's act, basically.
"Looks like my mother-in-law!" So much to love in that segment. I used to be able to recite Roy and Kenny Lynch's middle-eight banter by heart (probably still could - "don't forget the double-breasted lid!"). Also love Roy stumbling into the Dr Terror film poster as he struggles home. Lovely stuff.
July 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
"Looks like my mother-in-law!" So much to love in that segment. I used to be able to recite Roy and Kenny Lynch's middle-eight banter by heart (probably still could - "don't forget the double-breasted lid!"). Also love Roy stumbling into the Dr Terror film poster as he struggles home. Lovely stuff.
The photo of buckets, spades and fishing nets is so evocative of childhood holidays. Just needs the Beezer summer special.
June 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The photo of buckets, spades and fishing nets is so evocative of childhood holidays. Just needs the Beezer summer special.
A good excuse to give Rosita a spin
April 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
A good excuse to give Rosita a spin
Did you post this from your mobile telling bone?
April 10, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Did you post this from your mobile telling bone?