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Mancunian writer. I read a lot of words, listen to many, speak them on occasion and compose fewer than I'd like.
Erm... except for that one time, right?
January 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Erm... except for that one time, right?
Wrong album.
December 30, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Wrong album.
Diomande, guys. It's DIOMANDE. 😁
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Diomande, guys. It's DIOMANDE. 😁
I guess they've pulled another 'lever', this time on a time machine!
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I guess they've pulled another 'lever', this time on a time machine!
This was always gonna be the way around their false promise to make the majority of the new stand available to season ticket holders. My old man called it months ago!
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This was always gonna be the way around their false promise to make the majority of the new stand available to season ticket holders. My old man called it months ago!
The fifth was the 'celebration' of the king's survival. Nothing to do with a silly rhyme.
October 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The fifth was the 'celebration' of the king's survival. Nothing to do with a silly rhyme.
It's a spoof/satire account. Try not to be so embarrassingly gullible.
August 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
It's a spoof/satire account. Try not to be so embarrassingly gullible.
Honourable mention for Danny Mills finding his seat in the background.
July 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Honourable mention for Danny Mills finding his seat in the background.
They brought on a youth player at half time to change the game.
March 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They brought on a youth player at half time to change the game.
Same, Thibaut. Maybe have a good word with the higher-ups, eh?! www.football365.com/news/real-ma...
Manipulation, adulteration, scandal, distorting: Every word from crazy Real Madrid letter about La Liga refereeing
Real Madrid have lost their absolute s**t, folks...
www.football365.com
March 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Same, Thibaut. Maybe have a good word with the higher-ups, eh?! www.football365.com/news/real-ma...
Way back when the window simply closed, instead of being 'SLAMMED SHUT!'.
February 3, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Way back when the window simply closed, instead of being 'SLAMMED SHUT!'.
Beat me to it. Loved this shirt so much we had it as our five-a-side kit.
February 1, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Beat me to it. Loved this shirt so much we had it as our five-a-side kit.
Wonder why he wants workers back in the office?!
January 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Wonder why he wants workers back in the office?!
Had his number early in the first fight and from the off in this one.
December 8, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Had his number early in the first fight and from the off in this one.