John Caffeine
@johncaffeine.bsky.social
Bajazeth: ... (He brains himself against the cage.)
Yeah well tell Imelda Marcos.
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Yeah well tell Imelda Marcos.
Yeah, odd shoes, gloves, glasses and headphones too. Maybe.
November 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Yeah, odd shoes, gloves, glasses and headphones too. Maybe.
What about the booze?
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What about the booze?
Got to be as ostentatious as you can about it, otherwise it doesn't count.
November 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Got to be as ostentatious as you can about it, otherwise it doesn't count.
Oh, these are back are they? 💤
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh, these are back are they? 💤
Darning is an option.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Darning is an option.
Revenge with a capital 'r' to be sure.
November 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Revenge with a capital 'r' to be sure.
Wow, thanks for the advice.
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Wow, thanks for the advice.
I hear Illchester is staggeringly popular though.
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I hear Illchester is staggeringly popular though.
Tricycles shouldn't be on roads.
November 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Tricycles shouldn't be on roads.
Not giving the new neighbours a chance then? How nice.
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Not giving the new neighbours a chance then? How nice.
How about a nice cup of divorce?
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How about a nice cup of divorce?
Nah, Thunderbird 2 (and 3).
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Nah, Thunderbird 2 (and 3).
Knickers to marmalade.
November 9, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Knickers to marmalade.
Hahaha. No. Once a week in the winter was more than enough.
November 9, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Hahaha. No. Once a week in the winter was more than enough.
Yep. All directors, all scriptwriters, never been in a pub ever.
November 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Yep. All directors, all scriptwriters, never been in a pub ever.
Skiffle music and yodeling ain't going to cut it though.
November 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Skiffle music and yodeling ain't going to cut it though.
OK but ... SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!
November 6, 2025 at 1:08 PM
OK but ... SHUT THAT BLOODY BAZOUKI OFF!
The world has just literally ended because you said 'math'.
November 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The world has just literally ended because you said 'math'.
Joseph Nicéphore Niépce didn't intend to ruin society ...
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Joseph Nicéphore Niépce didn't intend to ruin society ...
Ok thanks for the year check.
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Ok thanks for the year check.
Got any more scanning fesses?
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Got any more scanning fesses?