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johneclark.bsky.social
John Clark
@johneclark.bsky.social
280 followers 860 following 410 posts
Programmer, writer, woodworker, musician, maker of wine and beer, and collector of hobbies. I am also a device for converting coffee and scotch into wild ideas.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 3d
Question: if both teams get called for holding, is it really just cuddling?
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 3d
Dear Fox,
I happen to like watching the Lions kick the shit out of the Bengals. Switching me over to a game where I have to listen to Tom Brady is a Geneva Convention violation.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 3d
Teach the controversy
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 3d
A waffle-centric controversy underlines ongoing tensions between Bluesky and some of its most vocal users.
Waffles eat Bluesky | TechCrunch
A waffle-centric controversy underlines ongoing tensions between Bluesky and some of its most vocal users.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 4d
Mastodon quickly became a exhausting parade of HOA board members.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 4d
It's a masterpiece. One sold on Ebay for $7,341.38, so you might have to do a lot of immoral things.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 5d
Not a fan of the new iOS.
Apple: “Look everything jiggles”
Me: “I am 62 year old chonky boy. I don’t need the reminder.”
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 6d
Too brain tired for the nonsense. Please enjoy a cat picture
This is Archie. He is a cat. Right now he is chilling on his back with his feet up. He is my zen master.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 8d
A little concerned about the words “violence” or “violent“ showing up with positive connotations. It seems like every NFL coach is preaching it. Pete Hegseth seems positively gleeful about it.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 9d
Oh look… Two countries that are not fighting have agreed to a peace treaty. This should go well.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 10d
The announcer saying “The Falcons are working with a lead” as if Big Foot suddenly showed up to free style rap.

It mystifies me too announcer dude.
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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 11d
It’s honestly difficult to be sexier than this guy.
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 11d
jolly_good_ginger Retired Army Vet Dropping Facts
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 12d
My brain immediately pictured a dark remake by Matthew McConaughey that's just called "Doody"
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 12d
And there is my part 🔥🐶

Really glad I could add my bouncy creatures and animate the fire inspired by the comic!

Once again thank you everyone for having me on board ❤️
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 13d
Was anyone else woken up this morning at 4am by their brain playing "Wynonna's Beaver" by Primus on a loop?

Just me?
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 17d
When did Tom Brady start looking like Mr Spock?
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 17d
The Falcons just lost 30-0 to the Carolina Panthers. They’re sort of bad enough that people tend to forget they exist. The sports shows routinely skip their game segments.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 17d
Yep… you cannot force me to watch the Falcons suck. Time to see if anyone else remembers how to play football.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 17d
God the Falcons are awful. I hope Younghoe Koo is at home laughing his ass off.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 18d
Since the football evening is crap, I give you a cute cat on a tardis.
A cute tabby cat on a Tardis.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · 26d
Rory says it’s Friday.
A large ginger loaf cat laying upside down on my chest. He is very chill and purrs like a lawn mower.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · Sep 9
As much as I love football, I have to mute the national anthem these days. It’s just too depressing with that creature in the White House.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · Sep 8
A new human, who asks about my debit card... It's not a debit card so, I have to be transferred again. and we are back to 3 chords and an urge to begin screaming uncontrollably.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · Sep 8
20 minutes in... A human answers... tells me this needs to go to the "Existing Customers" department. Well no shit... back on hold again.

"Your call means literally nothing to us."
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · Sep 8
The same 3 chords... over and over.... interrupted only by ads... the same 2 ads... over and over.
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John Clark @johneclark.bsky.social · Sep 8
On hold with Bank of America. Pray for me.
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