John E.D. Patton
@johnedpatton.bsky.social
Trying to have a little fun while America burns to the ground. Better days ahead, just not sure how far ahead.
New White House Leak. I got this from a Signal chat—PROOVING the bombing was a big success. Complete Sharpiliteration.
June 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
New White House Leak. I got this from a Signal chat—PROOVING the bombing was a big success. Complete Sharpiliteration.
Were hours away from this…
June 25, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Were hours away from this…
Just like Jesus
April 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just like Jesus
From the “but her emails” party…
March 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
From the “but her emails” party…
Screenshot of the actual prompt
January 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Screenshot of the actual prompt
That toll was worth every penny. If for no other reason to be away from the MAGA truck drivers.
November 27, 2024 at 10:26 PM
That toll was worth every penny. If for no other reason to be away from the MAGA truck drivers.
Kenny Sky Walker was the first Wildcat I ever met in person. He was a giant of a man to an 11 year old kid. Seems like his heart is just as big. #BBN
November 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Kenny Sky Walker was the first Wildcat I ever met in person. He was a giant of a man to an 11 year old kid. Seems like his heart is just as big. #BBN
Falling out of windows is probably a Top 10 Causes of Death in Russia.
How close are we to having window deaths in the USA?
How close are we to having window deaths in the USA?
November 20, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Falling out of windows is probably a Top 10 Causes of Death in Russia.
How close are we to having window deaths in the USA?
How close are we to having window deaths in the USA?
Falling out windows is probably a top 10 causes of death in Russia.
November 20, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Falling out windows is probably a top 10 causes of death in Russia.
It’s becoming a TV show called “The President” instead of “The Apprentice.” A bunch of characters and not actual governing.
November 19, 2024 at 10:46 PM
It’s becoming a TV show called “The President” instead of “The Apprentice.” A bunch of characters and not actual governing.
Great explanation from @brcremer.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 11:24 AM
Great explanation from @brcremer.bsky.social
