John Elsbree
@johnelsbree.bsky.social
New York Post headline writer does not disappoint.
May 3, 2025 at 12:28 AM
New York Post headline writer does not disappoint.
What we were supposed to see.
April 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
What we were supposed to see.
Oh, PNW skies, you disappoint me once again.
April 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh, PNW skies, you disappoint me once again.
I stood here and said, "Plugh." Disappointingly, nothing happened.
April 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I stood here and said, "Plugh." Disappointingly, nothing happened.
@el-chefe-jefe.bsky.social I thought you'd appreciate this.
April 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
@el-chefe-jefe.bsky.social I thought you'd appreciate this.
The sad truth is, when he is eventually (hopefully) tried for his many crimes, he will get due process, unlike the people he is now illegally deporting with such glee.
April 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The sad truth is, when he is eventually (hopefully) tried for his many crimes, he will get due process, unlike the people he is now illegally deporting with such glee.
True. But definitely not in the way that he means.
April 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
True. But definitely not in the way that he means.
As promised yesterday, here is your flying purple bathtub!
April 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
As promised yesterday, here is your flying purple bathtub!
Framing progress: chimney, dining room ceiling, under-stairs closet.
April 17, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Framing progress: chimney, dining room ceiling, under-stairs closet.
NW Metalworx installed a spiral staircase in the new place today.
April 17, 2025 at 5:20 AM
NW Metalworx installed a spiral staircase in the new place today.
Speaker Johnson: The Dear Leader gave you clear instructions. What are you waiting for?
April 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Speaker Johnson: The Dear Leader gave you clear instructions. What are you waiting for?
This is the most difficult day in the life of a pet owner. Rest in peace, Romeo. 😢
April 3, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is the most difficult day in the life of a pet owner. Rest in peace, Romeo. 😢
Annette has a new name for "Meet the Press." She calls it "Me, Depressed."
March 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Annette has a new name for "Meet the Press." She calls it "Me, Depressed."
The details are impressive.
March 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The details are impressive.
This is very meta. A detailed LEGO model (approximate scale 1:40) of the ferry Issaquah, displayed on the passenger deck of the Issaquah.
March 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is very meta. A detailed LEGO model (approximate scale 1:40) of the ferry Issaquah, displayed on the passenger deck of the Issaquah.
March 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Here is a stunning high-resolution photo of what we are seeing here.
March 14, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Here is a stunning high-resolution photo of what we are seeing here.
The 250th anniversary of the battle of Lexington and Concord is just over a month from now. By this time 50 years ago, we were already inundated with publicity about the U.S. Bicentennial. Where's all the excitement about the Semiquincentennial?
March 13, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The 250th anniversary of the battle of Lexington and Concord is just over a month from now. By this time 50 years ago, we were already inundated with publicity about the U.S. Bicentennial. Where's all the excitement about the Semiquincentennial?
My buddy, Romeo, has experienced a sudden decline in his health. We don't know how much time he has left with us, so we're trying to make his remaining days as comfortable as possible.
March 7, 2025 at 9:16 AM
My buddy, Romeo, has experienced a sudden decline in his health. We don't know how much time he has left with us, so we're trying to make his remaining days as comfortable as possible.
Perhaps the boycotts are affecting Bezos. He can't even afford to paint his trucks.
March 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Perhaps the boycotts are affecting Bezos. He can't even afford to paint his trucks.
Seen in the neighborhood this afternoon. I have just one question.
March 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Seen in the neighborhood this afternoon. I have just one question.
Sky. Mountain. Island. Fog. Water. Vegetation.
March 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Sky. Mountain. Island. Fog. Water. Vegetation.