John
@johnemuir.bsky.social
Alum of THE Hofstra University. Amateur artisanal haberdasher. Oleg is for the children.
"who wants skritches...who wants skritches..." (rolls around in own week-old feces)
January 20, 2026 at 11:24 PM
"who wants skritches...who wants skritches..." (rolls around in own week-old feces)
The moment I get a copy of Lulu I'm going to leave you voicemails
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
The moment I get a copy of Lulu I'm going to leave you voicemails
For your next trick, ask the unwashed masses if GnR is "Hard Rock" or "Heavy Metal"
December 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
For your next trick, ask the unwashed masses if GnR is "Hard Rock" or "Heavy Metal"
A seagull.
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A seagull.
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
What do you call a bird that flies over the sea?
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
What do you call a bird that flies over the sea?
Are we going to bypass the Guy Boucher/Le Chiffre gimme?
Derrick Lalonde as Blofeld (You Only Live Twice).
Derrick Lalonde as Blofeld (You Only Live Twice).
November 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Are we going to bypass the Guy Boucher/Le Chiffre gimme?
Derrick Lalonde as Blofeld (You Only Live Twice).
Derrick Lalonde as Blofeld (You Only Live Twice).