John Motherfuckin’ Hayes
@johnfrompa.bsky.social
Former Keystoner wasting away in the desert
Hi PA! AZ here. Looks like you have a Krysten Sinema you need to get rid of.
January 17, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Hi PA! AZ here. Looks like you have a Krysten Sinema you need to get rid of.
It doesn’t, you know, cause cancer. It doesn’t.
January 16, 2026 at 7:43 PM
It doesn’t, you know, cause cancer. It doesn’t.
“We are prepared to express firmly that we disapprove, and we are considering the use of some harsh language.”
January 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
“We are prepared to express firmly that we disapprove, and we are considering the use of some harsh language.”
While I get it would be a pain in the ass, but I hope she claims assault and sues for damages. The courts might help reign in their lawlessness.
January 10, 2026 at 6:35 PM
While I get it would be a pain in the ass, but I hope she claims assault and sues for damages. The courts might help reign in their lawlessness.
20% of Jan 6 capital rioters were in the military
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 PM
20% of Jan 6 capital rioters were in the military
“Why money buys happiness.”
January 8, 2026 at 5:33 AM
“Why money buys happiness.”
“And if you do it again, we’re gonna tell Mom!”
January 8, 2026 at 2:23 AM
“And if you do it again, we’re gonna tell Mom!”
Thanks, Tu-Lo’s
January 8, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Thanks, Tu-Lo’s
That’s a great idea! Maybe if you talk about it, something will change!
January 7, 2026 at 11:39 PM
That’s a great idea! Maybe if you talk about it, something will change!
Starting your headline is irresponsible
January 7, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Starting your headline is irresponsible
Anyone know what vaccines this refers to?
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Anyone know what vaccines this refers to?
Biggest miscarriage of justice so far
January 1, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Biggest miscarriage of justice so far
I just know that when you have a gneiss rock, you shouldn’t take it for granite
January 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I just know that when you have a gneiss rock, you shouldn’t take it for granite
Your hope is cute
January 1, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Your hope is cute
Forbes, you forgot, “In violation of the law,” in the title
December 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Forbes, you forgot, “In violation of the law,” in the title
Thanks for clearing up any thought that this change of heart might have been some sincere self-discovery. Dumb cunt.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Thanks for clearing up any thought that this change of heart might have been some sincere self-discovery. Dumb cunt.
“Disruptor” is the new bigot
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
“Disruptor” is the new bigot
Any comment on the fetal alcohol syndrome that makes her eyes so far apart?
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Any comment on the fetal alcohol syndrome that makes her eyes so far apart?
Whatever, dude
December 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Whatever, dude