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"Putting the banana into the menudo" sounds like a euphemism.
December 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
He does have a point - in the original, Cyrano is a perpetually-broke poet and soldier. I thought it was really clever of the writers to re-cast the duels with tennis rackets and darts.

I keep hoping Lin-Manuel Miranda will re-do this with Cyrano as a street gang fighter and rapper.
December 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Small consolation, but it's highly likely his children will grow to despise him, just like the rest of his family does.
December 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Still pretty impressed with it tbh
December 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I can easily think of several Christmas gifts over the years that I would gladly have traded for a potato.
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I'm not sure if he really believes it, or has just identified another group of patsies to prop up his massive Ponzi scheme.
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Crowdsourcing information, what a novel idea. It sounds like a for-profit Wikipedia with no vetting of the reporters or editors beyond their willingness to pony up money.
December 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Also, he stole the Resolute desk. It's at Mar-A-Lago.
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I think you meant autocrat. No, attractor. Arrack. Affogato.

Dammit.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
At least half of the reason for having kids is that they'll call you on your bullshit, every time.
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Theirs no they're there
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I mean, for that pineapple to be upside-down, you'd need to be hanging by your knees from a swing, so... valid?
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Ah, yes. I conflated the toaster and doors because of their similar eager-to-please personalities.

Funny how Adams' concept of GPP ("Genuine People Personalities") is being brought to life now.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Presumably to also gauge how much a particular model has been trained on your copyrighted work.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Also the toaster.
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Jim Marshall would like a word.
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They turned it off pretty promptly
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I need to ask whether anyone notices (or even cares) when JD Vance wears his wedding ring, or doesn't.
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'm surprised he didn't threaten to push her down the stairs, and bury her on one of his golf courses. I guess he reserves that treatment for the mothers of his children.
November 20, 2025 at 6:19 AM