Roast beef cooked to perfection on an otherwise miserable and rain soaked New Years Day is a tidy start to the year. Pleasing.

I read Dan Ashworth’s ‘open heart surgery’ presentation didn’t go down too well. #mufc

So happy that Parliament have taken a step towards allowing UK citizens to choose to die sooner than the grips of their terminal illness will allow. #Humanity

Prediction: within a month Gregg Wallace will be baptising converts in his underpants.

We’re all seeing it and thus it’s a fact: Ref’s a wanker #mufc

Funny how we never saw headlines like this after the last government made a series of totally unfunded tax cuts prior to the election

RIP Two Jags.

Conservative MP Alex Burghart, whose leader stood on a stage yesterday to defend Jeremy Clarkson and James Dyson's right to hang on to their multimillion pound inheritances, now furiously complaining about the Government handing pay rises to public sector workers.

Happy 50th Birthday, Mr Paul Scholes. #mufc