John Heaner
johnheaner.bsky.social
John Heaner
@johnheaner.bsky.social
Past my sell-by date.
This is the kind of drum you should beat all day every day for the duration. Get with it, Dems
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This Nazi schtick is so embarrassing
January 18, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Finest kind, pitchbot
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Looks like a good guess to me! Simple declarative sentences, weird presuppositions, probably shouted. Sounds just like Miller
January 18, 2026 at 12:04 AM
At this moment in history, smørrebrød doesn't sound half bad
January 17, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Corruption! Say it again
January 17, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Abigail Spanberger for President
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Got it. Fat stacks.
January 17, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Not pharma, it's Kenvue. They do consumer goods, and OTC meds
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Trump called it "Tylenol," the brand name -- and I hope they sue holy hell out of him.

Paracetamol = Acetaminophen in the US
January 16, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Nothing less than $44? Get over yourselves, NYT
January 16, 2026 at 11:43 PM