Johniebeaver
@johniebeaver.bsky.social
Twinja . From Philadelphia but now live in the deep south of Alexandria, VA. Born Oct. 2. I just want to befriend one crow. Is that too much to ask?
I like how you give your child a Moscow mule instead of milk with dinner
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I like how you give your child a Moscow mule instead of milk with dinner
Wing collar is for white tie unless it's 1980 again
November 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Wing collar is for white tie unless it's 1980 again
I had a customer who needed an outfit for a party at maralago. He was very proud of that. Also he was nice and friendly in the way you would expect the lobotomized to be.
November 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I had a customer who needed an outfit for a party at maralago. He was very proud of that. Also he was nice and friendly in the way you would expect the lobotomized to be.
Parents are so precious. Hope he recovers soon
November 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Parents are so precious. Hope he recovers soon
The leopard song us playing in my head
November 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The leopard song us playing in my head
The time for them to be horrified is in prehistory
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The time for them to be horrified is in prehistory
Better than fish
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Better than fish
I too am made of pain.
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I too am made of pain.
Their peppermint ice cream was the bomb.
November 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Their peppermint ice cream was the bomb.
Unless they convert 70% of their real estate to low cost housing, tax them out of existence. Churches in Arlington and Alexandria Va have done this
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Unless they convert 70% of their real estate to low cost housing, tax them out of existence. Churches in Arlington and Alexandria Va have done this
Jfc on a cracker
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Jfc on a cracker
👀 GAVE BIRTH IN HER BED ALONE!!
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
👀 GAVE BIRTH IN HER BED ALONE!!
Dana Bash taking a moment off from being an inept gullible moron is the real shocker here
November 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Dana Bash taking a moment off from being an inept gullible moron is the real shocker here
Looks like he cuntily deleted it
November 16, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Looks like he cuntily deleted it
Yeah don't do that. Always have as much insurance as you can.
November 16, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Yeah don't do that. Always have as much insurance as you can.
I am thinking about doing a covid in December to get 5 days off in a row. Not really, but maybe??
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I am thinking about doing a covid in December to get 5 days off in a row. Not really, but maybe??
I would play with that now.
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I would play with that now.
Military members and people like Brylin Hollyhands use them
November 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Military members and people like Brylin Hollyhands use them
That's going to be trash
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
That's going to be trash