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John Fleming

@johnjf125.bsky.social

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That’s also my name on Twitter. I have a blog about the Cardinals (stlbullpen.com) and thoughts about a bunch of other things.

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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1h

Clayton Kershaw has made over $300 million in his career, has never faced any punishment for his public comments, and will sail into Cooperstown on his first ballot. Jokes are the thing we have on him, and anybody who disagrees is a giant baby

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1h

Onion headline “Little League Pitcher Just Getting Fucking Shelled” but Little League is replaced by Homophobe

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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1h

Kyle Schwarber is so funny man lol

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1h

Not for this term at least

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 3h

Nah man Treinen’s in the other game

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 3h

The way we know antifa isn’t real is that leftists don’t have girlfriends

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 8h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 4h

This is how I learn Brian is a Barstool guy

Brian Hoffman @brianhoffman.bsky.social · 4h

None of you are prepared for how passionately I am going to defend The Chair Company

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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 5h

God bless Cardinals sleeper agent Andrew Kitteridge. Rest now, brother, and I’ll see you in Valhalla

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 5h

Are the BWW ads where Heidi Gardner is on a date with a buffalo intended as a parody of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce or is that simply my interpretation?

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 5h

Enamored as I am with Chase’s name, I think Reality Winner is the Reality Winner of names

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 5h

I’m from here and I still kinda mumble over it just to be safe

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 5h

I admittedly was not convinced it was guaranteed to fail, but the people declaring it a smashing success after literally one touchdown drive are some of the funniest people who have ever existed

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 7h

Detroit beat Seattle because Detroit produced The Stooges and Seattle didn’t

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 7h

Tired: PCA’s mom was the mom in Little Big League

Wired: PCA’s grandpa is therefore Jason Robards

Inspired: PCA’s uncle is Tom Cruise in Magnolia

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 7h

America just invest in renewable energy sources such as solar, wind, and how much where Tarik Skubal went to college will be brought up on the baseball internet between now and Friday

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 7h

Bill Belichick’s UNC is 2-3. They went 6-6 last year with a different old legend coaching. I truly have no idea what they expected.

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 9h

Smart, now Trump will not keep calling you fake news and he will have to resign

Jon Passantino @passantino.bsky.social · 11h

CNN is now using the Trump preferred “Department of War” name in its official statements

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1d

Oh I didn’t hear he’d died, RIP to a real (fun fact) one

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1d

The singer from Fitz and the Tantrums was old enough to be walking and talking when Picasso died

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1d

Pablo Picasso was alive for the release of the first Bruce Springsteen album

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah Louisville kicks ass. As is the case with any city of relative size, if you can’t have a fun weekend there that’s a you problem

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1d

Tiny stadium within walking distance of multiple distilleries, if the schedule complies I’m gonna be talking that up as a weekend trip

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d

Football is a waste of time unlike scolding people on a website

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John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1d

Louisville’s stadium has 11,700 seats

John Fleming @johnjf125.bsky.social · 1d

Current DraftKings Oscars odds are nuts. One Battle is at -200, PTA at -225, #2 for Best Actor, a co-favorite for Supporting Actor and BOTH co-favorites for Supporting Actress. I don’t think all of that holds but that could be a bloodbath.