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I’ve been watching films with my own eyes.

Using this information I am predicting that next season will go to the Minnesota Vikings.
February 11, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Unless ChatGPT is lying to me it doesn’t yet have access to the Epstein files. It’s probably lying. Time to start uploading.
February 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I know. I should be leaving this climate. I’ve got a verse and can’t rhyme it. -St Stephen
January 29, 2026 at 10:36 PM
All things considered, Jesse Pinkman (fictional) is an amazing gunfighter.
January 14, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Oft times thou feelst like unto a nut. Hark! Other times thou feelst not so.

Almond Joy those selfsame nuts doth have, whereas contrary Mounds doth have them not.
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Naked Gun is what I hoped for. Spoiler Alert!! I unfortunately missed the chance to yell: Nice Beaver! Sing it loud and proud.
August 3, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Up BBC. Up Scottish journalism.
July 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Cold Harbor
March 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Go see Nosferatu

If you want to support amazing filmmakers, the best way you can is to buy a cinema ticket.

#nosferatu
January 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I really love when Santa Claus comes through the neighborhood with the fire department. For me, it’s a great tradition and the actual start of the Christmas season.
December 7, 2024 at 12:51 AM