StatlerandWaldorf
@johnkerr.bsky.social
caffeinated, nine inch personality, rutabaga enthusiast, pitter of cherries, feminist, fan of Verdi, I think of ancient Rome daily (as one does), ♍️☀️♒️🌘♌️⬆️ 🇨🇦 🇺🇸
Texas: welcome to “FO”
I can’t muster a tear. If the citizens of Texas care so little about disaster planning, why should I care when they didn’t?
FO, Texas, FO
I can’t muster a tear. If the citizens of Texas care so little about disaster planning, why should I care when they didn’t?
FO, Texas, FO
July 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Texas: welcome to “FO”
I can’t muster a tear. If the citizens of Texas care so little about disaster planning, why should I care when they didn’t?
FO, Texas, FO
I can’t muster a tear. If the citizens of Texas care so little about disaster planning, why should I care when they didn’t?
FO, Texas, FO
This telling of Charles I - Ends well for the republic. If only England had stayed the course…
chop chop Charlie met his Fate!
chop chop Charlie met his Fate!
July 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
This telling of Charles I - Ends well for the republic. If only England had stayed the course…
chop chop Charlie met his Fate!
chop chop Charlie met his Fate!
I’m Lorde🎶 Lorde, Lorde, Lorde🎶 Lorde 🎶
June 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I’m Lorde🎶 Lorde, Lorde, Lorde🎶 Lorde 🎶
#AnnaWintour at her retirement party…
June 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
#AnnaWintour at her retirement party…
#SeanCombs #DefenseAttorney rests their case. Jeri Blank slam dunks her assist!
June 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
#SeanCombs #DefenseAttorney rests their case. Jeri Blank slam dunks her assist!
Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat.
June 25, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat. Rinse, repeat.
Mint from garden, cherry season is here…
June 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Mint from garden, cherry season is here…
June 18, 2025 at 9:19 PM
“I want to warn you that this is not just about me, and not just in my capacity as former president of the republic,” Torrijos said. “This is a warning to all Panamanians that criticism of the Panamanian government’s actions regarding its relations with the United States will not be tolerated.”
June 18, 2025 at 5:11 AM
“I want to warn you that this is not just about me, and not just in my capacity as former president of the republic,” Torrijos said. “This is a warning to all Panamanians that criticism of the Panamanian government’s actions regarding its relations with the United States will not be tolerated.”
I love that every John Waters movie is Divine as Liz starring in yet another version of HONEYMOON KILLERS. Crawford did not survive such clownish expressions. Liz did. It only enhanced her legacy, it did not diminish it.
June 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I love that every John Waters movie is Divine as Liz starring in yet another version of HONEYMOON KILLERS. Crawford did not survive such clownish expressions. Liz did. It only enhanced her legacy, it did not diminish it.
#Caitlyn drinking wine in a bunker while rockets explode is #OnBrandFor2025
June 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
#Caitlyn drinking wine in a bunker while rockets explode is #OnBrandFor2025
sun is out! Happy Caturday to our fur buddies and their caretakers.
June 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
sun is out! Happy Caturday to our fur buddies and their caretakers.
💜🤍💚 Here’s to the feeedom loving women of Iran
May you achieve the freedom you have fought for.
May you achieve the freedom you have fought for.
June 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
💜🤍💚 Here’s to the feeedom loving women of Iran
May you achieve the freedom you have fought for.
May you achieve the freedom you have fought for.
#ElizabethTayor and #MiaFarrow backstage. Liz is responsible for painting a panel in tribute to her diet:
Happiness Is A Bloody Mary
#ForeverLizStan
Happiness Is A Bloody Mary
#ForeverLizStan
June 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
#ElizabethTayor and #MiaFarrow backstage. Liz is responsible for painting a panel in tribute to her diet:
Happiness Is A Bloody Mary
#ForeverLizStan
Happiness Is A Bloody Mary
#ForeverLizStan
Who won the Cleanest Latrine Award at Camp Seymour 51 yrs ago this summer?
♍️☀️
I bathed that sucker in Pinesol
♍️☀️
I bathed that sucker in Pinesol
June 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Who won the Cleanest Latrine Award at Camp Seymour 51 yrs ago this summer?
♍️☀️
I bathed that sucker in Pinesol
♍️☀️
I bathed that sucker in Pinesol
The Obstacle is the way. You can either be pressed into submission by the rock or you can thrive inspite of it
Let that light shine.
Let that light shine.
June 13, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The Obstacle is the way. You can either be pressed into submission by the rock or you can thrive inspite of it
Let that light shine.
Let that light shine.
Virgo sun… and to roll chord holders haha
June 13, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Virgo sun… and to roll chord holders haha