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John Koluder Mellencamp
@johnkoluder.bsky.social
Ideally just #iufb, #iubb & soccer stuff. But probably not.

(not related to the Cougs)
Why did I google this? Who’s to say?
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Love me a chock full and balanced #iubb box score. Everyone chipping in.

That 23-7 Assist/TO ratio is giving me the vapors. 👀 🏀
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Will not rest until every drug bust photo op is performed Super Troopers style
November 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hear me out: an #iufb Heisman campaign for … Pat Coogan.

A Johnny Cougar themed one.

It is sitting RIGHT. THERE.

🎸 🏆 🏈 🔴 ⚪️

(yes, that is me hollering “Coooooogs”)
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The current ACC standings are a real vibe, man. 🥵
November 2, 2025 at 3:12 AM
November 1, 2025 at 1:38 PM
October 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Been sitting 15 feet from the UCLA D-line the whole game. The decline in their coach’s mood the whole game has been a ride, let me tell ya.
October 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Got the lyrics to Rocky Top cued up on my phone … just lurking, waiting for the next Nico moment
October 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Dude needs to change his name to DeColdest
October 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
He’s on a staff led by Hugh Freeze and, by a LONGSHOT, it’s a less sleazier staff than he was on 2 years ago.

Only fucko missing from A&M’s 2023 staff of misfits was Iowa’s old racist strength coach
October 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
October 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
What are you trying to do to me, #quadbox?
September 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Mission accomplished. #iufb
September 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Update … still #neversatisfied
September 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I regret to inform everyone that this year’s Indiana is, once again, your Indiana Hoosiers #iufb
September 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Let me tell y’all … it’s not getting old yet.

#iufb #smokeemthroughthefilter
September 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Oh I’m here to tell you NO ONE in this building will be happy unless we put up 56 on Bert & Co.

And I fucking love every second of it.
September 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’m within shouting distance of Bert. Any messages I can relay on your behalf I’ll be glad to.
September 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Any fools like me head to B-Town and not get the Red Out memo?

No worries #iufb fans, the @homefield.bsky.social Pop Up Tailgate has your ass covered!

(or more specifically your torso)

(with only the most quality vintage collegiate apparel, or course)
September 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
😏
August 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
August 30, 2025 at 7:59 AM
How many times did this fully justified response rattle around in your brain during that LA Live saunter?
August 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
August 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hey, don’t sweat it. We’re a Cup team now
August 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM