John Holland
johnnetherlands.bsky.social
John Holland
@johnnetherlands.bsky.social
Chelsea have already helped the war effort by paying €70m to a Ukrainian club for Mykhaylo Mudryk.

It must have been a charitable donation because it sure as hell wasn't for his footballing ability.
December 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
$10bn? I thought it was $5bn.

Definite whiff of Dr Evil ransom demands about this.

"1 million dollars"
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December 16, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I just pray Trump never finds out about this BBC depiction of the ICE agents.
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December 16, 2025 at 7:43 AM
You leave Bernard out of this. His turkey ham contributed to about 20% of my nutrition during my school years.
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
What about his significant parliamentary majority or the damage the Tories did by swapping PMs at will during the last administration? Are they relevant measures?

This is just hyperbole and poor by your standards James.
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
People said the same 18 months before the last election. Wonder how he got on in that? 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I am going to guess that a good proportion of the 18% who identify as 'anti-woke' should actually be listed under 'don't know what the term means'.

My experience is that people's opposition to 'being woke' is based on a wilful misunderstanding of the term.
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Rio 'why shouldn't I keep it all' Ferdinand
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November 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
You can tell the content of Goodwin's tweet is nonsense because he describes himself as having 'a friend'.
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 PM
One does not simply read and understand Tolkien
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October 29, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Yep, there's a good case that the super rich are the least culturally coherent group in society.
October 19, 2025 at 12:08 PM
In the end, this is why policies to bring down net immigration by just kicking people out won't work. They presume GB can opt out of the global management of mass migration i.e France can take them or our citizens can be immigrants to you but not vice versa.

Global issues need global cooperation.
October 19, 2025 at 8:35 AM
And what of the hundreds of thousands of UK citizens who emmigrate every year?

Would Lam support them being returned to Britain because they are not viewed as a 'culturally coherent' group in their new countries?
October 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Don't say he put a gun on the table! We're supposed to be pretending he's a worthy recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Jeez, stick to the script.
October 13, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Have they tried cutting 'woke nonsense'? 🤔
October 6, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Somalia has endured a long history of war, poverty and government corruption. The last thing that country needs is the inference that Isabel Oakeshott might be moving there to prove a political point.
September 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Here's an easy way to make sure you maintain a balanced and critical viewpoint in an age of never ending political opinions.

Ask yourself, does this view come from Matt Goodwin?

If the answer is 'yes' immediately forget it. Then go and do literally anything else other than reading it.
September 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Caller: "I have ILR but don't have a job, will I be deported under your proposal?

Farage: "No, no, no, you'll only he deported if you don't have citizenship and don't work"

🤪🤪🤪

If he's going to put these policies out there he should at least be honest to the people they will impact.
September 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
That would actually be a more rational argument than the caller's which is 'some men are predators so I think it reasonable to suspect all immigrant men, and only immigrant men, of being predators'.

Bonkers stuff.
September 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I have a special hatred for people who leave suitcases in the aisles or vestibule because the luggage rack in their carriage is full.

The idea that you can leave a bag in a rack in another carriage appears beyond their creative thinking or simply just repugnant to them.

John, Grumpy Old Man
September 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I am not sure 'four years to go' translates to 'let's only act once it's too late'.

Let's have a debate about political strategy without descending into hyperbole 👍.
September 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Haven't you heard. He's not suggesting anything, he's simply asking questions.

He didn't stoke social unrest after Southport.

He didn't encourage criminal behaviour outside hotels.

He didn't politicise the Manchester Airport attack on police.

He just asked questions.

Nothing to do with me guv.
September 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM