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Johnny Malloy
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Human Curio
She's got Betty Day Physize.
May 20, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Now that Facebook is suggesting comments for me, I think I will just have a Plenipotentiary AI handle Facebook for me. That way I won't have to see ads.
February 21, 2024 at 4:01 PM
The way that Gus Fring says "Spice Curls" is so utterly magical and intriguing it makes me want to cry.
January 8, 2024 at 9:00 PM
I'm really into name-brand condiments.
January 7, 2024 at 12:55 AM
What if George Bailey was clinically depressed and decided he was totally fine with the way things were in Bedford Falls without him? Then what would Clarence do?
December 6, 2023 at 6:46 PM
How would a dragon handle relatively small coins made for humanoid hands?
September 17, 2023 at 4:24 PM
You know that scene in Lost Boys when Michael comes back into the cave and they are eating Chinese takeout and Kiefer Sutherland is like "you're eating maggots Michael" and he's like oh shit and freaks out?

That's such bullshit Vampires don't have those kinds of powers.
September 16, 2023 at 4:38 PM