Johnny Blue
@johnny-blue.bsky.social
So this is what we’re doing now?
I always know I’m not having or gonna have a good day when I put on heavy rock/metal music.
June 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I always know I’m not having or gonna have a good day when I put on heavy rock/metal music.
How does this man next to me on the bus smell like CILANTRO?!?! That’s an unnatural smell for a human to have?!?!
May 31, 2025 at 6:31 PM
How does this man next to me on the bus smell like CILANTRO?!?! That’s an unnatural smell for a human to have?!?!
Who is BLASTING Cher in the LA bus at 8am?
May 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Who is BLASTING Cher in the LA bus at 8am?
They say “reach out to your support system” when you know you need help and I reached out to 3 people last night with no response. This is why I don’t trust therapy.
May 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
They say “reach out to your support system” when you know you need help and I reached out to 3 people last night with no response. This is why I don’t trust therapy.
Meant to post this on May Day when I skated down to the beach to read and remember what we’ve all done in the labor movement 🥰
May 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Meant to post this on May Day when I skated down to the beach to read and remember what we’ve all done in the labor movement 🥰
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Over 70 new movies just got added to Max this week. See the full list...
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HBO and Max May 2025: Full List of New Arrivals
The HBO and Max May 2025 list of new arrivals includes the streaming debut of A24's The Brutalist and J.J. Abrams' crime thriller series Duster.
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May 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Over 70 new movies just got added to Max this week. See the full list...
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what if i wrote a novel
May 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
what if i wrote a novel
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People get really confused when I don’t apologize bc I am simply not sorry :)
May 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
People get really confused when I don’t apologize bc I am simply not sorry :)
I said I was dead set on moving to Ireland but instead found a gorgeous Irish man who is obsessed with me as much as him… oh.
April 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I said I was dead set on moving to Ireland but instead found a gorgeous Irish man who is obsessed with me as much as him… oh.
I had the BEST 1st date ever yesterday and I’m seeing him again today. Yall, I think I found my husband ngl
April 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I had the BEST 1st date ever yesterday and I’m seeing him again today. Yall, I think I found my husband ngl
How tf are you gonna get mad at me when we match on a dating app, I see you’re from Santa Clarita, I tell you I don’t have a car and just take a bus, then a week later hmu again to ask me out TONIGHT and I send a screenshot of a 4 hour bus ride route… I’m so over men.
April 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
How tf are you gonna get mad at me when we match on a dating app, I see you’re from Santa Clarita, I tell you I don’t have a car and just take a bus, then a week later hmu again to ask me out TONIGHT and I send a screenshot of a 4 hour bus ride route… I’m so over men.
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Maybe I’m crazy idk
April 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Maybe I’m crazy idk
Lyft diver started playing Gaga’s ‘Vanish Into You’ and I started to silently sing it. He then skipped it and kept it on Sabrina Carpenter…
March 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Lyft diver started playing Gaga’s ‘Vanish Into You’ and I started to silently sing it. He then skipped it and kept it on Sabrina Carpenter…
Is it weird if I brought a small Lego set to the BWW bar top? I just wanna drink and build a Lego car
March 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Is it weird if I brought a small Lego set to the BWW bar top? I just wanna drink and build a Lego car
I got so excited during the total lunar eclipse that I had to run and sh*t 🤭
March 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I got so excited during the total lunar eclipse that I had to run and sh*t 🤭
Convinced that my type is emotionally unavailable guys who don’t want a relationship rn because WHY do I have the best chemistry with them all the time?!
February 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Convinced that my type is emotionally unavailable guys who don’t want a relationship rn because WHY do I have the best chemistry with them all the time?!
Watching Drag Race all the way through for the first time and I’m FINALLY at Trixie Mattel’s season. I know nothing about her except knowing that I love her. I’m so excited.
February 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Watching Drag Race all the way through for the first time and I’m FINALLY at Trixie Mattel’s season. I know nothing about her except knowing that I love her. I’m so excited.
Why do I like white guys so much 😪 tragic
February 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why do I like white guys so much 😪 tragic
Duolingo being killed by a Cybertruck sadly makes so much sense 😪
February 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Duolingo being killed by a Cybertruck sadly makes so much sense 😪
Bro I’m actually pissed off. I’m so sick and tired of being at home
February 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Bro I’m actually pissed off. I’m so sick and tired of being at home
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This Super Bowl Sunday, here's a reminder of what real courage looks like.
February 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This Super Bowl Sunday, here's a reminder of what real courage looks like.
Developed the biggest crush yesterday but he’s like a recluse to the internet so I can’t FBI deep dive on him 😭
February 9, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Developed the biggest crush yesterday but he’s like a recluse to the internet so I can’t FBI deep dive on him 😭
Another day, another no sleep at all.
February 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Another day, another no sleep at all.
A guest asked me if I was autistic while I was performing… I was just walking? I mean she wasn’t wrong but like what gave it away 😭
February 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
A guest asked me if I was autistic while I was performing… I was just walking? I mean she wasn’t wrong but like what gave it away 😭
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Feels like we are living in the first third of a Star Wars opening crawl
February 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Feels like we are living in the first third of a Star Wars opening crawl