Senior Management - Official Antique Club of America
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Senior Management - Official Antique Club of America
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If you receive an offer, accept! We have open positions across all job titles, but not mine, though. I'm the manager.
@yuknite.bsky.social Come pick up your dog you left it here
September 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
This just in - Some guy is selling this. He wants someone to come and buy this. We've never seen him before but he has a valid membership card. Please! Someone come and buy this! This is urgent...

What it is: It's a thing you play Football on.
Red
September 4, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Newly Imported by one of our members:

Referred to often as the "Jade Emperor", this ancient antique chair was often regarded as rather nifty in the time of the Jade Emperor (see: Chinese History), and many people sat in it, included but not limited to the Manager (me), also JFK sat in it also, too
September 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Come in to work
@yuknite.bsky.social You can bring him if it's service related
September 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
No dogs allowed in the office @yuknite.bsky.social
September 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Senior Management Announcement Ping - Remember everyone, Tuesday might be early in the day, yet the work you get done early is work that you won't have to stay late for. A productive staff is a happy staff! See you all soon.
a purple mug with a face on it and the words happy tuesday below it
ALT: a purple mug with a face on it and the words happy tuesday below it
media.tenor.com
September 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I'm the Senior Manager
September 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Hey! We've been eyeing your account - We think we have the perfect offer for you. A new offer has opened up. Please respond and we can get down to business!
-Senior Management at Official Antiques Club of America
September 3, 2025 at 5:38 AM