the most specific ohio information i can provide is that outside of western butler county and a few of the more irritating suburbs of dayton and cincinnati, every single human in this state was praying that the bobcats stuffed miami into a trashcan

(im referring to dusty baker, obvs)

is it too late to give dusty a call? he's not busy, right?

in youtube years or human years?

you know you're in a good place as a fanbase when you're saying stuff like "we suck so bad that you'd better fire your coach if you can't beat us"