Johnny Baffo
@johnnybaffo.bsky.social
I’ll tell you how
I spend my time
Through the daily post
Of a crappy rhyme
I spend my time
Through the daily post
Of a crappy rhyme
Advent beer #16. Probably better in the summer, but I still like it. 5.0%.
December 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Advent beer #16. Probably better in the summer, but I still like it. 5.0%.
Advent beer #15. 5.2%. Solid
December 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Advent beer #15. 5.2%. Solid
Advent beer #14. I love this! Titanic make some lovely beers 4.9%
December 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Advent beer #14. I love this! Titanic make some lovely beers 4.9%
Advent beer #13. American IPA 5%
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Advent beer #13. American IPA 5%
Advent beer #12. Let’s see, 4.4%
December 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Advent beer #12. Let’s see, 4.4%
It deserves the correct glass!
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It deserves the correct glass!
Advent beer #11. One of my favourites 5.3%
December 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Advent beer #11. One of my favourites 5.3%
Advent beer #10. Porter
5%
5%
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Advent beer #10. Porter
5%
5%
Advent beer #9 Ruby Red Ale 5%… Let’s see…
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Advent beer #9 Ruby Red Ale 5%… Let’s see…
Advent beer #8. Nice IPA 5.5%
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Advent beer #8. Nice IPA 5.5%
Advent beer #7 Proper hoppy apparently. 5.5%
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Advent beer #7 Proper hoppy apparently. 5.5%
Advent beer #6. Weissbier, German Purity Laws and that. 5.5%
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Advent beer #6. Weissbier, German Purity Laws and that. 5.5%
Advent beer #5. A bit of a classic 5.6%
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Advent beer #5. A bit of a classic 5.6%
Advent beer no 4. Lager, 4.6%
December 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Advent beer no 4. Lager, 4.6%
Advent beer no 3 more numbers on the label! Another robust one, 6.5%
December 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Advent beer no 3 more numbers on the label! Another robust one, 6.5%
Advent beer no 2 - a fairly sturdy 6.3%
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Advent beer no 2 - a fairly sturdy 6.3%
December has just started
Christmas is getting near
I’ll be counting down to Jesus’ birth
With the help of Advent beer
Christmas is getting near
I’ll be counting down to Jesus’ birth
With the help of Advent beer
December 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
December has just started
Christmas is getting near
I’ll be counting down to Jesus’ birth
With the help of Advent beer
Christmas is getting near
I’ll be counting down to Jesus’ birth
With the help of Advent beer
Woke up to some good news
Did me and Mrs B!
Our finances have improved
By two pound eighty pee
(We’ll stay humble!)
Did me and Mrs B!
Our finances have improved
By two pound eighty pee
(We’ll stay humble!)
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Woke up to some good news
Did me and Mrs B!
Our finances have improved
By two pound eighty pee
(We’ll stay humble!)
Did me and Mrs B!
Our finances have improved
By two pound eighty pee
(We’ll stay humble!)
I’ve cut the grass this morning
And the reason is because
When Lincoln sausage has a wee
He squats just like a horse
I’d prefer, through the winter
To leave the grass a little longer
But Linkie doesn’t like the feel of it
On his little donger
And the reason is because
When Lincoln sausage has a wee
He squats just like a horse
I’d prefer, through the winter
To leave the grass a little longer
But Linkie doesn’t like the feel of it
On his little donger
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I’ve cut the grass this morning
And the reason is because
When Lincoln sausage has a wee
He squats just like a horse
I’d prefer, through the winter
To leave the grass a little longer
But Linkie doesn’t like the feel of it
On his little donger
And the reason is because
When Lincoln sausage has a wee
He squats just like a horse
I’d prefer, through the winter
To leave the grass a little longer
But Linkie doesn’t like the feel of it
On his little donger
My weekend Acca has come in!*
And I feel flipping great
Because I’ve won the princely sum
Of £2.48
* First time this season
And I feel flipping great
Because I’ve won the princely sum
Of £2.48
* First time this season
October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My weekend Acca has come in!*
And I feel flipping great
Because I’ve won the princely sum
Of £2.48
* First time this season
And I feel flipping great
Because I’ve won the princely sum
Of £2.48
* First time this season
It’s hasn’t just rained today
It’s absolutely poured
So our two little dogs
Voluntarily indoored
It’s absolutely poured
So our two little dogs
Voluntarily indoored
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It’s hasn’t just rained today
It’s absolutely poured
So our two little dogs
Voluntarily indoored
It’s absolutely poured
So our two little dogs
Voluntarily indoored
Nipped round to middle daughter’s
Put the doors on the shed
(Didn’t like the doubles
So made a single one instead)
Whacked a load of paint on*
Back home in time for dinner**
Current Baffo status,
Feeling like a winner
* needs another couple of coats
**mid-day meal
Put the doors on the shed
(Didn’t like the doubles
So made a single one instead)
Whacked a load of paint on*
Back home in time for dinner**
Current Baffo status,
Feeling like a winner
* needs another couple of coats
**mid-day meal
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Nipped round to middle daughter’s
Put the doors on the shed
(Didn’t like the doubles
So made a single one instead)
Whacked a load of paint on*
Back home in time for dinner**
Current Baffo status,
Feeling like a winner
* needs another couple of coats
**mid-day meal
Put the doors on the shed
(Didn’t like the doubles
So made a single one instead)
Whacked a load of paint on*
Back home in time for dinner**
Current Baffo status,
Feeling like a winner
* needs another couple of coats
**mid-day meal
Went to build a shed
For my middle daughter
Sadly it took longer
Than I thought it oughter
I confidently said
I’d do it in a trice
But I was thwarted by instructions
Confused and imprecise
I’ll finish it tomorrow
Won’t take long because
Cough, *Michael Caine voice*
Only got to fix the bloody doors
For my middle daughter
Sadly it took longer
Than I thought it oughter
I confidently said
I’d do it in a trice
But I was thwarted by instructions
Confused and imprecise
I’ll finish it tomorrow
Won’t take long because
Cough, *Michael Caine voice*
Only got to fix the bloody doors
September 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Went to build a shed
For my middle daughter
Sadly it took longer
Than I thought it oughter
I confidently said
I’d do it in a trice
But I was thwarted by instructions
Confused and imprecise
I’ll finish it tomorrow
Won’t take long because
Cough, *Michael Caine voice*
Only got to fix the bloody doors
For my middle daughter
Sadly it took longer
Than I thought it oughter
I confidently said
I’d do it in a trice
But I was thwarted by instructions
Confused and imprecise
I’ll finish it tomorrow
Won’t take long because
Cough, *Michael Caine voice*
Only got to fix the bloody doors
Last night on our Bat Walk
Down at Dudley Zoo
We had a really good time
And spotted quite a few
Grandson really loved it
And earnestly insisted
That a detector of his own
Will be Christmas-listed
Down at Dudley Zoo
We had a really good time
And spotted quite a few
Grandson really loved it
And earnestly insisted
That a detector of his own
Will be Christmas-listed
September 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Last night on our Bat Walk
Down at Dudley Zoo
We had a really good time
And spotted quite a few
Grandson really loved it
And earnestly insisted
That a detector of his own
Will be Christmas-listed
Down at Dudley Zoo
We had a really good time
And spotted quite a few
Grandson really loved it
And earnestly insisted
That a detector of his own
Will be Christmas-listed