Johnny Camacho
@johnnycamacho.bsky.social
Comedy nerd, Washington & Lee Law ‘28, political masochist, and proud father. 2 Kings 2:23-25
Oooh. I love a good cameo.
Legendary, veteran prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, known for targeting Osama bin Laden and bringing down the Illinois mob, is coming out of retirement to defend former FBI director James Comey.
Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald who took down the mob is coming back
Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald, 64, served as a US attorney in Chicago for more than a decade, and he is a longtime friend and former colleague of Comey, 64.
www.dailymail.co.uk
September 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Oooh. I love a good cameo.
How I feel 5 minutes after leaving contracts class every day
September 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
How I feel 5 minutes after leaving contracts class every day
September 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If I survive daily commutes on I-81 long enough to graduate law school, it will be a miracle.
September 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If I survive daily commutes on I-81 long enough to graduate law school, it will be a miracle.
Savage
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
WASHINGTON, UT—As he described a massive backlog of murders that continued to stump the agency he leads, desperate FBI director Kash Patel reportedly asked the family of alleged Charlie Kirk assassin ...
theonion.com
September 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Savage
It is 2029:
1. Taylor Sheridan is President following a primary battle with Nick Fuentes and JD Vance, and a brutal general election vs a sentient NPR tote bag.
2. ChatGPT 10 is sworn into Congress, having been elected in AL-2.
3. Tom Cruise becomes pure energy and takes control of the grid.
1. Taylor Sheridan is President following a primary battle with Nick Fuentes and JD Vance, and a brutal general election vs a sentient NPR tote bag.
2. ChatGPT 10 is sworn into Congress, having been elected in AL-2.
3. Tom Cruise becomes pure energy and takes control of the grid.
September 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It is 2029:
1. Taylor Sheridan is President following a primary battle with Nick Fuentes and JD Vance, and a brutal general election vs a sentient NPR tote bag.
2. ChatGPT 10 is sworn into Congress, having been elected in AL-2.
3. Tom Cruise becomes pure energy and takes control of the grid.
1. Taylor Sheridan is President following a primary battle with Nick Fuentes and JD Vance, and a brutal general election vs a sentient NPR tote bag.
2. ChatGPT 10 is sworn into Congress, having been elected in AL-2.
3. Tom Cruise becomes pure energy and takes control of the grid.
Stephen Graham seems like the kind of guy I would drink 17 bourbons and overthrow a monarchy with. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Stephen Graham seems like the kind of guy I would drink 17 bourbons and overthrow a monarchy with. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
That Stephen Colbert win was very well-deserved, but also extremely intentional. Somebody check Truth Social. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:39 AM
That Stephen Colbert win was very well-deserved, but also extremely intentional. Somebody check Truth Social. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Every time I try to watch Slow Horses, I realize I’m not smart or patient enough for Slow Horses. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
September 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Every time I try to watch Slow Horses, I realize I’m not smart or patient enough for Slow Horses. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
September 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The tonal mismatch between Nate Bargatze and this show is hilarious. Like a youth pastor in a Zyn ad. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
September 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The tonal mismatch between Nate Bargatze and this show is hilarious. Like a youth pastor in a Zyn ad. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
Instead of taking donation money away from The Boys and Girls Club for long speeches, CBS could’ve allotted less time to pharma ads. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Instead of taking donation money away from The Boys and Girls Club for long speeches, CBS could’ve allotted less time to pharma ads. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
On the red carpet, Ice-T called SVU a kind of therapy, and I get now why I’m so depressed. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
On the red carpet, Ice-T called SVU a kind of therapy, and I get now why I’m so depressed. #emmys2025 #emmys #theemmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m not saying there’s a generational gap between my law school peers and me, but I mentioned My Cousin Vinny and they asked if he was local.
August 22, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I’m not saying there’s a generational gap between my law school peers and me, but I mentioned My Cousin Vinny and they asked if he was local.
Hannity and Co are living their best lives in the worst timeline. #foxnews #maga #politicalsatire #musicaltheatre #Trump #seanhannity #jessewatters #lauraingraham #broadway
April 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Hannity and Co are living their best lives in the worst timeline. #foxnews #maga #politicalsatire #musicaltheatre #Trump #seanhannity #jessewatters #lauraingraham #broadway
A little ear worm about #petehegseth and The Atlantic’s Jeff Goldberg. #politicalsatire #musicaltheatre #politics #yemen #nationalsecurity #comedy
April 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
A little ear worm about #petehegseth and The Atlantic’s Jeff Goldberg. #politicalsatire #musicaltheatre #politics #yemen #nationalsecurity #comedy
Monday, March 3, don’t forget to buy up all the coffee-flavored Zyns so the DOGE interns implode.
February 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Monday, March 3, don’t forget to buy up all the coffee-flavored Zyns so the DOGE interns implode.