TJ Denzer
@johnnychugs.bsky.social
Senior News Editor Shacknews.com & culinary host of tasty indies on Indie-licious. Unofficial Bowser expert/weirdo. contact: tj.denzer (at) http://shacknews.com
I’m back in the saddle on Street Fighter 6 sprucing up my Terry game. Been spending a lot of my week tightening up my light anti-air reactions. Felt sure of my lead and sent it. We ball.
December 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m back in the saddle on Street Fighter 6 sprucing up my Terry game. Been spending a lot of my week tightening up my light anti-air reactions. Felt sure of my lead and sent it. We ball.
What if instead of a platforming masterpiece, Hollow Knight was floaty, incoherent trash, even for a modern 3D platformer?
With AI, it's possible.
With AI, it's possible.
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
What if instead of a platforming masterpiece, Hollow Knight was floaty, incoherent trash, even for a modern 3D platformer?
With AI, it's possible.
With AI, it's possible.
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The fact that there are literally zero elements of Rauru or the Zonai present in Queen Sonia’s descendants suggests that even her chromosomes put Rauru’s in their place in their dynamic. Truly Queen of Queens.
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The fact that there are literally zero elements of Rauru or the Zonai present in Queen Sonia’s descendants suggests that even her chromosomes put Rauru’s in their place in their dynamic. Truly Queen of Queens.
My biggest take-away from this chart is that people must absolutely hate dodging AoE attacks in Elden Ring Nightreign. Lot of fat attack clunkers on this list.
And of course Bell Bearing Hunter, who we all know devours the courage of the strong.
And of course Bell Bearing Hunter, who we all know devours the courage of the strong.
December 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My biggest take-away from this chart is that people must absolutely hate dodging AoE attacks in Elden Ring Nightreign. Lot of fat attack clunkers on this list.
And of course Bell Bearing Hunter, who we all know devours the courage of the strong.
And of course Bell Bearing Hunter, who we all know devours the courage of the strong.
Thinkin’ bout Breath of Fire 4, which came out in 2000 on my birthday and gave me one of my favorite characters in a game ever, Scias: a stiff drink-lovin’ swordsdog who don’t care about anything but money until he decides otherwise. Happy our day. ☺️🥂
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Thinkin’ bout Breath of Fire 4, which came out in 2000 on my birthday and gave me one of my favorite characters in a game ever, Scias: a stiff drink-lovin’ swordsdog who don’t care about anything but money until he decides otherwise. Happy our day. ☺️🥂
How I’m trynna be in life
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
How I’m trynna be in life
Busting up laughing at the thought of bulging-eyed skeleton-faced Peter Thiel trying to explain to any lifelong Catholic why the Pope is the antichrist in between scheduled sessions of being slathered with The Goo.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Busting up laughing at the thought of bulging-eyed skeleton-faced Peter Thiel trying to explain to any lifelong Catholic why the Pope is the antichrist in between scheduled sessions of being slathered with The Goo.
Blue Moon Factory (Mr. BIG Theme) - Art of Fighting 2 OST (1994)
Excited to put this one back in rotation when we start playing him. #COTW
Excited to put this one back in rotation when we start playing him. #COTW
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Blue Moon Factory (Mr. BIG Theme) - Art of Fighting 2 OST (1994)
Excited to put this one back in rotation when we start playing him. #COTW
Excited to put this one back in rotation when we start playing him. #COTW
Pokemon Legends: Z-A just straight up gives you the entire starter line-up of Pokemon X/Y for a couple measly side missions. Rad.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Pokemon Legends: Z-A just straight up gives you the entire starter line-up of Pokemon X/Y for a couple measly side missions. Rad.
Alrighty, just gotta sneak into this facility, play it cool, blend in with the- HOLY SHIT!!! What was that?! Did you guys see that?! #TheOuterWorlds2
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Alrighty, just gotta sneak into this facility, play it cool, blend in with the- HOLY SHIT!!! What was that?! Did you guys see that?! #TheOuterWorlds2
The Department of Government Efficiency being eliminated as a cost-cutting measure after one season is a funnier joke than your favorite comedian could ever hope to come up with.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The Department of Government Efficiency being eliminated as a cost-cutting measure after one season is a funnier joke than your favorite comedian could ever hope to come up with.
A reminder as we come into Thanksgiving week: It’s hard out there. We’re all dealing with it in our own way. You have every right and reason to be stressed. But don’t take it out on service/retail employees. Being shitty to them doesn’t solve your problems.
Don’t be a dick. 🦃
Don’t be a dick. 🦃
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A reminder as we come into Thanksgiving week: It’s hard out there. We’re all dealing with it in our own way. You have every right and reason to be stressed. But don’t take it out on service/retail employees. Being shitty to them doesn’t solve your problems.
Don’t be a dick. 🦃
Don’t be a dick. 🦃
The thing that stood out to me most all stream was how crisp #KIrbyAirRiders' player-created lobbies are. Ridiculously good in terms of being intuitive, good features, easy to join, easy to jump in, big lobbies, easy to sit idle or take part. Just needs match playback in the Paddock.
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The thing that stood out to me most all stream was how crisp #KIrbyAirRiders' player-created lobbies are. Ridiculously good in terms of being intuitive, good features, easy to join, easy to jump in, big lobbies, easy to sit idle or take part. Just needs match playback in the Paddock.
What the hell? Can he do that?
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
What the hell? Can he do that?
Doxxed by Doordash, A new erotic thriller coming in 2026
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Doxxed by Doordash, A new erotic thriller coming in 2026
Working as intended, despite what former Happy Chaos mains might claim. #2XKO_Warwick
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Working as intended, despite what former Happy Chaos mains might claim. #2XKO_Warwick
I think my only real expectation of the Zelda movie is that This Guy appears as a non consequential side character somewhere in the film…
And appears inexplicably as a non consequiential side character somewhere in every film after, regardless of circumstances.
And appears inexplicably as a non consequiential side character somewhere in every film after, regardless of circumstances.
November 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I think my only real expectation of the Zelda movie is that This Guy appears as a non consequential side character somewhere in the film…
And appears inexplicably as a non consequiential side character somewhere in every film after, regardless of circumstances.
And appears inexplicably as a non consequiential side character somewhere in every film after, regardless of circumstances.
This is how I found out just now that Waterboy is played by Joel Haver and I can't stop laughing.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
This is how I found out just now that Waterboy is played by Joel Haver and I can't stop laughing.
If I knew that going to medical school might someday put me in the running for the position of Valve Superyacht Live-in Nurse, I might have rethought my career path.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If I knew that going to medical school might someday put me in the running for the position of Valve Superyacht Live-in Nurse, I might have rethought my career path.
Think tank room full of white collars and a white board with MONSTER GIRL written at the top and things like “fashionista,” “latte,” “estrogen,” “the club,” “Billy Eilish,” and “DTF (down to f**k)” with circles, cross-outs, question marks, and lines marked all over them.
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Think tank room full of white collars and a white board with MONSTER GIRL written at the top and things like “fashionista,” “latte,” “estrogen,” “the club,” “Billy Eilish,” and “DTF (down to f**k)” with circles, cross-outs, question marks, and lines marked all over them.