Johnny Cullen
@johnnycullen.bsky.social
Sometimes write words for games (on hiatus right now to do a thing). Written for Eurogamer, Official PlayStation/Xbox Magazines UK, VG247, PC Gamer and others. Resetera: JehutyRunner. He/him
Fucking A, dude! You’ve genuinely been an inspiration, so I am happy to see the work you’ve put in. Know that, if nothing else.
Like… literally, it’s near 5am for me rn and there is where I am.
Fucking get it, brother! :D
Like… literally, it’s near 5am for me rn and there is where I am.
Fucking get it, brother! :D
December 14, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Fucking A, dude! You’ve genuinely been an inspiration, so I am happy to see the work you’ve put in. Know that, if nothing else.
Like… literally, it’s near 5am for me rn and there is where I am.
Fucking get it, brother! :D
Like… literally, it’s near 5am for me rn and there is where I am.
Fucking get it, brother! :D
Via r/simpsonsshitposting.
December 12, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Via r/simpsonsshitposting.
Sir, a second flute has hit the Keighleys.
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Sir, a second flute has hit the Keighleys.
OH SHIT!
New Kogonada joint with Haley Lu Richardson (who also produces)!?!?
Look, say what you will about A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, but we Columbus fans are eating good!
New Kogonada joint with Haley Lu Richardson (who also produces)!?!?
Look, say what you will about A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, but we Columbus fans are eating good!
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
OH SHIT!
New Kogonada joint with Haley Lu Richardson (who also produces)!?!?
Look, say what you will about A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, but we Columbus fans are eating good!
New Kogonada joint with Haley Lu Richardson (who also produces)!?!?
Look, say what you will about A Big Bold Beautiful Journey, but we Columbus fans are eating good!
In my own acquisition news, I can confirm I have acquired Metroid Prime 4: Beyond — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition and a copy of Maggie O’Farrell’s Hamnet for the value of £60.98.
This is not subject to regulators or anti-trust.
This is not subject to regulators or anti-trust.
December 5, 2025 at 12:35 PM
In my own acquisition news, I can confirm I have acquired Metroid Prime 4: Beyond — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition and a copy of Maggie O’Farrell’s Hamnet for the value of £60.98.
This is not subject to regulators or anti-trust.
This is not subject to regulators or anti-trust.
Take this TikTok to heart.
TL;DW: Get the treat anyway.
TL;DW: Get the treat anyway.
December 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Take this TikTok to heart.
TL;DW: Get the treat anyway.
TL;DW: Get the treat anyway.
Didn’t post this earlier, but Argos has a 2 for £25 deal on certain games for Black Friday.
This includes the PS5 editions of the Resident Evil series (RE2R, RE3R, RE4R, RE7, RE8).
I couldn’t get another game to bring the sets together to £75, but even for £65 altogether, it’s a good fucking deal.
This includes the PS5 editions of the Resident Evil series (RE2R, RE3R, RE4R, RE7, RE8).
I couldn’t get another game to bring the sets together to £75, but even for £65 altogether, it’s a good fucking deal.
November 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Didn’t post this earlier, but Argos has a 2 for £25 deal on certain games for Black Friday.
This includes the PS5 editions of the Resident Evil series (RE2R, RE3R, RE4R, RE7, RE8).
I couldn’t get another game to bring the sets together to £75, but even for £65 altogether, it’s a good fucking deal.
This includes the PS5 editions of the Resident Evil series (RE2R, RE3R, RE4R, RE7, RE8).
I couldn’t get another game to bring the sets together to £75, but even for £65 altogether, it’s a good fucking deal.
I’ve seen her twice — albeit once of those times she wasn’t performing her own material (so didn’t count it compared to Radiohead) — AND met her.
She’s fucking cool af!
(This is from 2013, hence the dated photo lol)
She’s fucking cool af!
(This is from 2013, hence the dated photo lol)
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I’ve seen her twice — albeit once of those times she wasn’t performing her own material (so didn’t count it compared to Radiohead) — AND met her.
She’s fucking cool af!
(This is from 2013, hence the dated photo lol)
She’s fucking cool af!
(This is from 2013, hence the dated photo lol)
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE.
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE.
Just saw this on TikTok.
You should too.
You should too.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just saw this on TikTok.
You should too.
You should too.
Did I pay a premium for this? Yes.
Do I regret it? No.
Am I still going to buy the 4K UHD? Absofuckinglutely.
This and Sinners I am more than okay paying a bit of a premium for to own outright in terms of films this year.
Do I regret it? No.
Am I still going to buy the 4K UHD? Absofuckinglutely.
This and Sinners I am more than okay paying a bit of a premium for to own outright in terms of films this year.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Did I pay a premium for this? Yes.
Do I regret it? No.
Am I still going to buy the 4K UHD? Absofuckinglutely.
This and Sinners I am more than okay paying a bit of a premium for to own outright in terms of films this year.
Do I regret it? No.
Am I still going to buy the 4K UHD? Absofuckinglutely.
This and Sinners I am more than okay paying a bit of a premium for to own outright in terms of films this year.
My celebratory “Ireland is beating Portugal 2-0 in World Cup qualifying and Cristiano Ronaldo got sent off and mocked by the Irish fans with the crybaby gesture after doing it to us earlier in the game in a perfect ‘fuck around and find out’ situation” meal.
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My celebratory “Ireland is beating Portugal 2-0 in World Cup qualifying and Cristiano Ronaldo got sent off and mocked by the Irish fans with the crybaby gesture after doing it to us earlier in the game in a perfect ‘fuck around and find out’ situation” meal.
It’s happening.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It’s happening.
Celebrating this news and how Valve chose the common sense name for this the only way I know how.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Celebrating this news and how Valve chose the common sense name for this the only way I know how.
As you can imagine, because of said works on this bridge (for Derry folks who don’t know who follow me because there are a few: bottom deck of the Craigavon Bridge heading to W’Side is closed till 4:30 every weekday for 3 weeks), it’s going to be slow moving.
But this dick didn’t care.
But this dick didn’t care.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
As you can imagine, because of said works on this bridge (for Derry folks who don’t know who follow me because there are a few: bottom deck of the Craigavon Bridge heading to W’Side is closed till 4:30 every weekday for 3 weeks), it’s going to be slow moving.
But this dick didn’t care.
But this dick didn’t care.
Here’s my crappy diagram so don’t take too literally at face value:
Red — Me. If you’re going after 12, take right lane
Yellow — Take left lane if going straight
Green — Here’s where it gets tricky. Because of works on a bridge, people can take the left lane to go past 12
Blue — Idiot in question
Red — Me. If you’re going after 12, take right lane
Yellow — Take left lane if going straight
Green — Here’s where it gets tricky. Because of works on a bridge, people can take the left lane to go past 12
Blue — Idiot in question
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Here’s my crappy diagram so don’t take too literally at face value:
Red — Me. If you’re going after 12, take right lane
Yellow — Take left lane if going straight
Green — Here’s where it gets tricky. Because of works on a bridge, people can take the left lane to go past 12
Blue — Idiot in question
Red — Me. If you’re going after 12, take right lane
Yellow — Take left lane if going straight
Green — Here’s where it gets tricky. Because of works on a bridge, people can take the left lane to go past 12
Blue — Idiot in question
Whoopsie doodle, not because of union busting and firing a good portion of Rockstar North, just a bit of polish needed — nothing to see here.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Whoopsie doodle, not because of union busting and firing a good portion of Rockstar North, just a bit of polish needed — nothing to see here.
Congratulations, we have found the best use of Sabrina Carpenter on TikTok to date.
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Congratulations, we have found the best use of Sabrina Carpenter on TikTok to date.
The fact I am so easily amused can be summed up by how proud I am of this Reddit comment I made on a thread about Brendan and Domhnall Gleeson guesting on The Simpsons.
(Context for none-Irish speakers: Domhnall is not pronounced like ‘Domenall’, but rather Don-ell. Better yet, say it like Donal)
(Context for none-Irish speakers: Domhnall is not pronounced like ‘Domenall’, but rather Don-ell. Better yet, say it like Donal)
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The fact I am so easily amused can be summed up by how proud I am of this Reddit comment I made on a thread about Brendan and Domhnall Gleeson guesting on The Simpsons.
(Context for none-Irish speakers: Domhnall is not pronounced like ‘Domenall’, but rather Don-ell. Better yet, say it like Donal)
(Context for none-Irish speakers: Domhnall is not pronounced like ‘Domenall’, but rather Don-ell. Better yet, say it like Donal)
