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Johnny Dioxide
@johnnydioxide.bsky.social
· Mar 11
I am deleting my xitter because musk is evil... I mainly used twitter to jot down my stupid one liners that i had thought of while driving or sitting on the john. So I'm gonna copy and paste each individual one here as a new post. Yay
Day 3 learning piano accordion
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Day 3 learning piano accordion
Day 2 learning piano accordion
December 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Day 2 learning piano accordion
Day One learning Piano Accordion #bellaciao #accordion
December 3, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Day One learning Piano Accordion #bellaciao #accordion
If you poop without being on your phone, are you really even pooping at all?
April 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
If you poop without being on your phone, are you really even pooping at all?
Nobody ever says that someone is a slouch, only that someone is no slouch. I want someone to call me a slouch
March 21, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Nobody ever says that someone is a slouch, only that someone is no slouch. I want someone to call me a slouch
I disobeyed my GPS and now I’m on the road to hell
March 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I disobeyed my GPS and now I’m on the road to hell
"We should start a podcast" is the new "we should do this more often"
March 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"We should start a podcast" is the new "we should do this more often"
WHO? The World Health Organization, that’s who.
March 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
WHO? The World Health Organization, that’s who.
Remember kids, violence is never the answer, unless you're absolutely sure that you'll win, and that you can get away with it.
March 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Remember kids, violence is never the answer, unless you're absolutely sure that you'll win, and that you can get away with it.
I started my own catering company, but all we serve is potatoes. Because I'm a potaterer.
March 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I started my own catering company, but all we serve is potatoes. Because I'm a potaterer.
Are you content with the content?
March 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Are you content with the content?
though shalt not take the lords name intravenously
March 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
though shalt not take the lords name intravenously
It wouldn't be a shitty little town without a big shitty wal-mart
March 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
It wouldn't be a shitty little town without a big shitty wal-mart
Competetive eaters or gladiators of gluttony?
March 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Competetive eaters or gladiators of gluttony?
seems like horse sense aint too horse anymore
March 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
seems like horse sense aint too horse anymore
What did the priest say to the man who wanted to marry some internet porn?
I now pronounce you husband and wifi.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi.
March 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What did the priest say to the man who wanted to marry some internet porn?
I now pronounce you husband and wifi.
I now pronounce you husband and wifi.
Staring at a screen until I turn green
My circuits are gonna explode
I've lost all sense of my self
And I've lost all self control
My circuits are gonna explode
I've lost all sense of my self
And I've lost all self control
March 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Staring at a screen until I turn green
My circuits are gonna explode
I've lost all sense of my self
And I've lost all self control
My circuits are gonna explode
I've lost all sense of my self
And I've lost all self control
Christmas! A time for stressing out and yelling at your family and getting upset at strangers for driving like assholes!
March 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Christmas! A time for stressing out and yelling at your family and getting upset at strangers for driving like assholes!
they're protesting the vietnam war
March 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
they're protesting the vietnam war
he said theyre not
March 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
he said theyre not