Went to a ‘ticket, coach and all drinks included’ event at a massive stately home. Too many people, not enough staff, utter chaos. Loads of fights broke out amongst coked-up Essex boys, the ‘bars’ got rushed and looted, toilets flooded with shit and I had an expensive jacket robbed. £150 well spent

They should’ve dropped the ‘ality’ several years ago. It’s based on sporting achievement, not charisma. Bizarre.

So you were well endowed then?

Odie approves

Starmer can use it as leverage. Trump wants this state visit badly, it’s feeding his vanity and ego. Just kick it down the road for a couple of years and use it as bait to get good terms for the UK from the orange weirdo. It could turn out to be a master stoke.

Starmer can use it as leverage. Trump wants this state visit badly, it’s feeding his vanity and ego. Just kick it down the road for a couple of years and use it as bait to get good terms for the UK from the orange weirdo. It could turn out to be a master stoke.

Starmer can use it as leverage. Trump wants this state visit badly, it’s feeding his vanity and ego. Just kick it down the road for a couple of years and use it as bait to get good terms for the UK from the orange weirdo. It could turn out to be a master stoke.

Nothing will ever top the pic of him and the three girls, one of whom pretending to vomit whilst the others give him the side eye treatment 😂

Glad to have you on board.

I couldn't. She's insufferable.