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Issue a contempt ruling, deputize appropriately ballsy individuals as ballifs, send them to arrest the officials responsible for the contempt as they get in their car for their commute.
It's not even a new process here, they're just not used to applying it to the elite.
It's not even a new process here, they're just not used to applying it to the elite.
January 29, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Issue a contempt ruling, deputize appropriately ballsy individuals as ballifs, send them to arrest the officials responsible for the contempt as they get in their car for their commute.
It's not even a new process here, they're just not used to applying it to the elite.
It's not even a new process here, they're just not used to applying it to the elite.
That's the wild thing: embassies aren't sovereign soil of their origin country either. They just have such strong protection under international law that pop culture got the wrong idea
January 28, 2026 at 3:22 AM
That's the wild thing: embassies aren't sovereign soil of their origin country either. They just have such strong protection under international law that pop culture got the wrong idea
They're going to use the data to secretly "challenge" the voter registrations of anyone with a "suspicious" (meaning nonwhite) sounding name, then delete their records from gov databases, effectively disenfranchising them.
It's not a new con, they just haven't gotten away with it in blue states.
It's not a new con, they just haven't gotten away with it in blue states.
January 27, 2026 at 10:13 PM
They're going to use the data to secretly "challenge" the voter registrations of anyone with a "suspicious" (meaning nonwhite) sounding name, then delete their records from gov databases, effectively disenfranchising them.
It's not a new con, they just haven't gotten away with it in blue states.
It's not a new con, they just haven't gotten away with it in blue states.
So they can use the data to rig the midterms.
January 27, 2026 at 10:10 PM
So they can use the data to rig the midterms.
"We're gonna put your face on TV"
-a coward in a balaclava.
-a coward in a balaclava.
January 27, 2026 at 9:57 PM
"We're gonna put your face on TV"
-a coward in a balaclava.
-a coward in a balaclava.
We've known for some time that ICE is the proud boys, there was photo evidence early on, and the database leak proved it.
January 27, 2026 at 9:55 PM
We've known for some time that ICE is the proud boys, there was photo evidence early on, and the database leak proved it.
Look, it's nothing personal, I'm just more used to the interstate concord and greyhounds. They've got wifi and shit.
January 27, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Look, it's nothing personal, I'm just more used to the interstate concord and greyhounds. They've got wifi and shit.
If it "were" applied to radio.
I think they're saying it's not *being* applied to (mostly AM) radio.
I think they're saying it's not *being* applied to (mostly AM) radio.
January 24, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If it "were" applied to radio.
I think they're saying it's not *being* applied to (mostly AM) radio.
I think they're saying it's not *being* applied to (mostly AM) radio.
If they were actually acting on that rule, they'd have nuked fox for giving Trump phone interviews whenever he wanted.
January 24, 2026 at 3:34 PM
If they were actually acting on that rule, they'd have nuked fox for giving Trump phone interviews whenever he wanted.
"- we have left this claim unrated-"
I keep forgetting that they got bought out.
I keep forgetting that they got bought out.
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 AM
"- we have left this claim unrated-"
I keep forgetting that they got bought out.
I keep forgetting that they got bought out.
They're doing the Eddie Izzard, 'invading Russia in winter' bit
January 24, 2026 at 2:48 AM
They're doing the Eddie Izzard, 'invading Russia in winter' bit
No... well, yes but it's coincidental.
They're not doing this just because they're stupid, they're doing this because they want most of us dead, and these policies are a cost effective way to enact that. The Jacob Wohl admitted it on tape
They're not doing this just because they're stupid, they're doing this because they want most of us dead, and these policies are a cost effective way to enact that. The Jacob Wohl admitted it on tape
January 23, 2026 at 11:58 PM
No... well, yes but it's coincidental.
They're not doing this just because they're stupid, they're doing this because they want most of us dead, and these policies are a cost effective way to enact that. The Jacob Wohl admitted it on tape
They're not doing this just because they're stupid, they're doing this because they want most of us dead, and these policies are a cost effective way to enact that. The Jacob Wohl admitted it on tape
I'm increasingly convinced that she's just been mistaking the words "concerned" and "constipated" for the past decade.
It would explain her expression for one thing.
It would explain her expression for one thing.
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I'm increasingly convinced that she's just been mistaking the words "concerned" and "constipated" for the past decade.
It would explain her expression for one thing.
It would explain her expression for one thing.
I'd add that there is a sub-phase of "deny", which is "double-down".
Can't do anything about the facts you're denying?
Buy a nigh-infinite number of cheaply made bots and hire-a-trolls to repeat your "alternate facts" until either the cows come home or your base swallows it.
Can't do anything about the facts you're denying?
Buy a nigh-infinite number of cheaply made bots and hire-a-trolls to repeat your "alternate facts" until either the cows come home or your base swallows it.
January 16, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I'd add that there is a sub-phase of "deny", which is "double-down".
Can't do anything about the facts you're denying?
Buy a nigh-infinite number of cheaply made bots and hire-a-trolls to repeat your "alternate facts" until either the cows come home or your base swallows it.
Can't do anything about the facts you're denying?
Buy a nigh-infinite number of cheaply made bots and hire-a-trolls to repeat your "alternate facts" until either the cows come home or your base swallows it.
The problem there is that he has the charisma of a road used condom, and he knows it.
Trump could convince his followers that the moon is cheese, vance would have a hard time convincing people that it was raining outside.
He knows his chances are better ruling*through* Trump than instead of him.
Trump could convince his followers that the moon is cheese, vance would have a hard time convincing people that it was raining outside.
He knows his chances are better ruling*through* Trump than instead of him.
January 15, 2026 at 1:08 AM
The problem there is that he has the charisma of a road used condom, and he knows it.
Trump could convince his followers that the moon is cheese, vance would have a hard time convincing people that it was raining outside.
He knows his chances are better ruling*through* Trump than instead of him.
Trump could convince his followers that the moon is cheese, vance would have a hard time convincing people that it was raining outside.
He knows his chances are better ruling*through* Trump than instead of him.
They can't, actuality.
They'd need the couchf*cker in chief to sign off on that, and he's never gonna do it
They'd need the couchf*cker in chief to sign off on that, and he's never gonna do it
January 14, 2026 at 11:52 PM
They can't, actuality.
They'd need the couchf*cker in chief to sign off on that, and he's never gonna do it
They'd need the couchf*cker in chief to sign off on that, and he's never gonna do it
Who's Spencer Pratt?
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Who's Spencer Pratt?
The nazis started successfully infiltrating US law enforcement in the 1970s, achieved state and local dominance by the 80s and never left.
That's where they are.
(Source: FBI report on the subject)
That's where they are.
(Source: FBI report on the subject)
January 12, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The nazis started successfully infiltrating US law enforcement in the 1970s, achieved state and local dominance by the 80s and never left.
That's where they are.
(Source: FBI report on the subject)
That's where they are.
(Source: FBI report on the subject)
"Deadly crimes" they say, over a picture of a woman holding a sign.
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
"Deadly crimes" they say, over a picture of a woman holding a sign.
It's worth doing for legal cover, but they don't accept *literally any* documentary proof of citizenship or legal residency.
Even a certified copy of a birth certificate is ignored.
They're literally operating on the "paper bag" standard.
Even a certified copy of a birth certificate is ignored.
They're literally operating on the "paper bag" standard.
January 10, 2026 at 3:11 PM
It's worth doing for legal cover, but they don't accept *literally any* documentary proof of citizenship or legal residency.
Even a certified copy of a birth certificate is ignored.
They're literally operating on the "paper bag" standard.
Even a certified copy of a birth certificate is ignored.
They're literally operating on the "paper bag" standard.
They also claim every last airport and airfield is a "border".
On paper, there are millions of inactive airfields in this country; it was always meant to be a blank check for themselves.
On paper, there are millions of inactive airfields in this country; it was always meant to be a blank check for themselves.
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
They also claim every last airport and airfield is a "border".
On paper, there are millions of inactive airfields in this country; it was always meant to be a blank check for themselves.
On paper, there are millions of inactive airfields in this country; it was always meant to be a blank check for themselves.
Thank goodness!
January 4, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Thank goodness!
Nixon had enough personal shame to resign when he was caught d3ad to rights.
Trump has no capacity for shame at all.
Trump has no capacity for shame at all.
January 2, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Nixon had enough personal shame to resign when he was caught d3ad to rights.
Trump has no capacity for shame at all.
Trump has no capacity for shame at all.
If he follows the pattern of his father, he'll (physically) live for a very long time as a brainless drooling tragedy, while others take control of his affairs... which are now all of our affairs.
January 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
If he follows the pattern of his father, he'll (physically) live for a very long time as a brainless drooling tragedy, while others take control of his affairs... which are now all of our affairs.