JohnnyNoFooks
@johnnynofooks.bsky.social
Man of Will, lover of doggos. I’ve seen the Future and it will be.
Well, somebody's gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company...
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Well, somebody's gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company...
maybe even 3/4/5
December 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
maybe even 3/4/5
Happy to be annually reminded how bugfook nuts SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT is. Terrifically sleazy, never slows, PUNISH ftw!
December 6, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Happy to be annually reminded how bugfook nuts SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT is. Terrifically sleazy, never slows, PUNISH ftw!
ha! that was Franklin, he was a janky-teefed boss! but betty has longevity-scoreboard, for the win!
December 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
ha! that was Franklin, he was a janky-teefed boss! but betty has longevity-scoreboard, for the win!
Im sure it's all my parents ever hoped for
December 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Im sure it's all my parents ever hoped for
Say goodnight, Gracie...
September 26, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Say goodnight, Gracie...
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
I have great hopes with Joe Bob for full recovery (or complete dissolution).
I have great hopes with Joe Bob for full recovery (or complete dissolution).
August 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
I have great hopes with Joe Bob for full recovery (or complete dissolution).
I have great hopes with Joe Bob for full recovery (or complete dissolution).
i am happy to stand as proof that you can live a fully musical life and never darken the doors of spotify or pandora or (insert x). the algorithm is going to teach me what i like?
August 2, 2025 at 3:30 AM
i am happy to stand as proof that you can live a fully musical life and never darken the doors of spotify or pandora or (insert x). the algorithm is going to teach me what i like?
Drop a bad guy you actually love
July 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Drop a bad guy you actually love
Repost with a movie you know every word to
March 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Repost with a movie you know every word to
this was shade of the *highest* order
March 2, 2025 at 3:05 PM
this was shade of the *highest* order
post-it militancy
February 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
post-it militancy
ill see your Sonic and raise you an elevator
January 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
ill see your Sonic and raise you an elevator
Dropping into a PRIMAL slave revolt proves to be exactly the 3:45a jumpstart my day needs. burn it down, chattelmates!
January 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Dropping into a PRIMAL slave revolt proves to be exactly the 3:45a jumpstart my day needs. burn it down, chattelmates!
The last thing those missing hikers saw...
January 16, 2025 at 6:16 AM
The last thing those missing hikers saw...
George M Bluth is a hard comp but astute AF. ‘real sportsheads’ know, love it. Zuck absolutely vibes Charles Atlas 95lb-weakling and I’d know, I wish to bully him.
January 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
George M Bluth is a hard comp but astute AF. ‘real sportsheads’ know, love it. Zuck absolutely vibes Charles Atlas 95lb-weakling and I’d know, I wish to bully him.
“Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam”
January 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana or Pearl Jam”
You've been kidnapped. The character(s) from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? (spoiler: I may be doomed, thanks #Svengoolie!)
January 5, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You've been kidnapped. The character(s) from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who is coming to save you? (spoiler: I may be doomed, thanks #Svengoolie!)
There was a chance i wasnt to watch DJANGO UNCHAINED for the 15th time this PM, then this…
January 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
There was a chance i wasnt to watch DJANGO UNCHAINED for the 15th time this PM, then this…
post a robot that’s not from star wars or transformers
December 21, 2024 at 6:21 AM
post a robot that’s not from star wars or transformers
Steeling for another Retail holiday, BAD SANTA helps, as ever.
December 1, 2024 at 6:08 AM
Steeling for another Retail holiday, BAD SANTA helps, as ever.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
November 26, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie.
The energy I am bringing to 2025
November 22, 2024 at 2:01 AM
The energy I am bringing to 2025
If you see this post a concert pic you took 📸✨
November 10, 2024 at 10:26 PM
If you see this post a concert pic you took 📸✨