Johnny Pocketchange
@johnnypocketchange.bsky.social
Old man trying to play music
60 Minutes and CBS are dead.
February 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
60 Minutes and CBS are dead.
It helps sometimes
February 18, 2026 at 1:40 PM
It helps sometimes
"All night long
We would sing that stupid song
And every word we sang I knew was true."
Dr. Wu
We would sing that stupid song
And every word we sang I knew was true."
Dr. Wu
February 18, 2026 at 1:36 PM
"All night long
We would sing that stupid song
And every word we sang I knew was true."
Dr. Wu
We would sing that stupid song
And every word we sang I knew was true."
Dr. Wu
It's almost comical how blantly and transparently full of shit he is.
February 6, 2026 at 12:09 AM
It's almost comical how blantly and transparently full of shit he is.
Trump wants your guns, MAGATs and you'll hand them over.
February 4, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Trump wants your guns, MAGATs and you'll hand them over.
Jordon covers for pedophiles.
December 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Jordon covers for pedophiles.
Lock 'em up.
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Lock 'em up.
That is EXACTLY what the republican't party thinks.
December 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
That is EXACTLY what the republican't party thinks.
Screw Musk and Twitter. Billionaires don't need more perks.
December 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Screw Musk and Twitter. Billionaires don't need more perks.
They've been scrubbed.
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
They've been scrubbed.
Time for MAGA to think about a new sherrif.
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Time for MAGA to think about a new sherrif.
He's never been on his own. To quote Hall & Oates, "You can rely on your old man's money. You can rely on your old man's money."
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
He's never been on his own. To quote Hall & Oates, "You can rely on your old man's money. You can rely on your old man's money."
Jonathan Edwards Self Titled.
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Jonathan Edwards Self Titled.
Too scared
October 17, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Too scared
He's lying.
October 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
He's lying.
I can't believe the "War Department" president didn't win.
October 10, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I can't believe the "War Department" president didn't win.
ICE hates hot people because they're all ugly AF. That's why they wear masks.
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
ICE hates hot people because they're all ugly AF. That's why they wear masks.
Trump had no chance. The prize is only awarded to humans.
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Trump had no chance. The prize is only awarded to humans.
And no more dancing to "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow".
July 26, 2025 at 3:51 PM
And no more dancing to "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow".
Distraction
Time to release the Epstein files
Time to release the Epstein files
July 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Distraction
Time to release the Epstein files
Time to release the Epstein files
Could be. We've already got the Anti-Christ.
July 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Could be. We've already got the Anti-Christ.
It's what he does. He's counting on MAGA morons to forget come election time.
June 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It's what he does. He's counting on MAGA morons to forget come election time.