Clockwatcher
@johnnypunchclock.bsky.social
Recreational tylenol user
Harris could have done what was necessary to attract more leftist votes. She refused
December 22, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Harris could have done what was necessary to attract more leftist votes. She refused
Who among us hasn’t reached across an ocean to kick a person out of our spare mansion for not being sufficiently convinced by our telling of reality?
December 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Who among us hasn’t reached across an ocean to kick a person out of our spare mansion for not being sufficiently convinced by our telling of reality?
An artificial horse (or consciousness) which fools everyone forever is operating at cross-purposes, given that life has a life cycle
December 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
An artificial horse (or consciousness) which fools everyone forever is operating at cross-purposes, given that life has a life cycle
Guns make violent criminals more violent
December 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Guns make violent criminals more violent
The stuff in my trash can and the stuff in my fridge are equally edible
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The stuff in my trash can and the stuff in my fridge are equally edible
Western society is essentially an organized framework of vice-signaling
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Western society is essentially an organized framework of vice-signaling
I’d like to see our culture spend less time pretending the outcome of sport contests matter
December 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I’d like to see our culture spend less time pretending the outcome of sport contests matter
In the US we enjoy totalitarian capitalism
December 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
In the US we enjoy totalitarian capitalism
This is a great argument for politicians to run on policies with broad popular appeal instead of whatever this is
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This is a great argument for politicians to run on policies with broad popular appeal instead of whatever this is
Well now I feel bad for Charlie fucking Kirk of all people
December 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Well now I feel bad for Charlie fucking Kirk of all people
Wait so rich assholes go to a specialist without a referral from their PCP?
December 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Wait so rich assholes go to a specialist without a referral from their PCP?
DHS is doing an open ethnic cleansing while posting master race propaganda on a master race website, but to infer an administration’s opinion on national racial purity from that would be wrong
December 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
DHS is doing an open ethnic cleansing while posting master race propaganda on a master race website, but to infer an administration’s opinion on national racial purity from that would be wrong
If you didn’t know that physical matter is mostly made up of space between matter, you might have been more easily tricked into doing something crazy, like encouraging folks to not wear masks during a pandemic.
December 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you didn’t know that physical matter is mostly made up of space between matter, you might have been more easily tricked into doing something crazy, like encouraging folks to not wear masks during a pandemic.
We’ve all seen what occurs when people like this are left alive
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 PM
We’ve all seen what occurs when people like this are left alive
They also just recently noticed the military murders people every day
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 PM
They also just recently noticed the military murders people every day
Liberals working on just the right Elonia meme which will finally shift the conversation
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Liberals working on just the right Elonia meme which will finally shift the conversation
America RN is a bunch a liberals assuring us that some equilibrium will soon be reached with people who want us dead
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
America RN is a bunch a liberals assuring us that some equilibrium will soon be reached with people who want us dead
lol rules of engagement
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
lol rules of engagement
If anything they will extend and expand the war on antifa
December 1, 2025 at 1:41 PM
If anything they will extend and expand the war on antifa
Keeping our activist energy diluted and diffused is the name of the game
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Keeping our activist energy diluted and diffused is the name of the game
Capitalist America needed buffoons in government for their next big play. There was no stopping it. Not even a Harris win could have stopped it.
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Capitalist America needed buffoons in government for their next big play. There was no stopping it. Not even a Harris win could have stopped it.
Woke has gone too far when wine fridges exist but beer fridges don’t
December 1, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Woke has gone too far when wine fridges exist but beer fridges don’t
Marx (paraphrasing): “The greatest obstacle to true democracy is the middle class”
FDR: “Guys we need a strongest middle class ever”
FDR: “Guys we need a strongest middle class ever”
December 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Marx (paraphrasing): “The greatest obstacle to true democracy is the middle class”
FDR: “Guys we need a strongest middle class ever”
FDR: “Guys we need a strongest middle class ever”