@johnnysausage.bsky.social
General midwestern clown and theater scholar
Kafka died too young. That man woulda loved Cocomelon
March 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Kafka died too young. That man woulda loved Cocomelon
JD Vance should learn some history. He’d bust a nut over the Ottoman Empire.
March 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
JD Vance should learn some history. He’d bust a nut over the Ottoman Empire.
Lady and the Tramp but with the world’s sloppiest burrito
January 20, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Lady and the Tramp but with the world’s sloppiest burrito
I’m like the Lenny of sex
#letmetellyouabouttherabbits
#letmetellyouabouttherabbits
January 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I’m like the Lenny of sex
#letmetellyouabouttherabbits
#letmetellyouabouttherabbits
For thems born after 2008 do ya’ll think Twilight is sorta like the Bible? Something what’s always been?
January 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
For thems born after 2008 do ya’ll think Twilight is sorta like the Bible? Something what’s always been?
The NYPD is the world’s most powerful gang, followed shortly by the LAPD, Escobar wishes…
January 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The NYPD is the world’s most powerful gang, followed shortly by the LAPD, Escobar wishes…
Nosferatu (2024) would have been vastly improved by the inclusion of more tik tok dancing
December 31, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Nosferatu (2024) would have been vastly improved by the inclusion of more tik tok dancing
Bitch it’s almost 2025?!?!? jimmy carter would never
December 31, 2024 at 7:30 AM
Bitch it’s almost 2025?!?!? jimmy carter would never
Taylor Sheridan writes soap operas for men
December 23, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Taylor Sheridan writes soap operas for men
This is maybe a hot take but “a bright room called day” is a way better/mor relevant play than “angels in America.”
December 17, 2024 at 2:30 AM
This is maybe a hot take but “a bright room called day” is a way better/mor relevant play than “angels in America.”
The Pacific (2010) has one of the best portrayals of depression ever written by a man (naturally it pails in comparison to anything written by Allie Brosh.)
Turns out this show is pretty nifty.
Turns out this show is pretty nifty.
December 17, 2024 at 2:17 AM
The Pacific (2010) has one of the best portrayals of depression ever written by a man (naturally it pails in comparison to anything written by Allie Brosh.)
Turns out this show is pretty nifty.
Turns out this show is pretty nifty.
If I was an angle I’d be an acute one but I def got that obtuse energy
December 10, 2024 at 6:31 AM
If I was an angle I’d be an acute one but I def got that obtuse energy
Gladiator is the anti-David lynch
December 8, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Gladiator is the anti-David lynch