Johnny Vaught
@johnnythestylist.bsky.social
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First Conclave Since Duolingo Was A Household Name. Bishops Gotta Be Polyglots Its Part Of The Job. Had To Get Back To Build Up New Streaks
May 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
First Conclave Since Duolingo Was A Household Name. Bishops Gotta Be Polyglots Its Part Of The Job. Had To Get Back To Build Up New Streaks
I Believe That If A Mexican Restaurant Has A Cheeseburger On Their Menu You Should Try It On About Your 20th Visit. The First Dozen Trips To A Place Are About Experimentation. The Next 10 Are For Refinement
The Cheeseburger Order Is A Heat Check. If They Serve A Taco Smash Burger You Are In Heaven.
The Cheeseburger Order Is A Heat Check. If They Serve A Taco Smash Burger You Are In Heaven.
March 4, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I Believe That If A Mexican Restaurant Has A Cheeseburger On Their Menu You Should Try It On About Your 20th Visit. The First Dozen Trips To A Place Are About Experimentation. The Next 10 Are For Refinement
The Cheeseburger Order Is A Heat Check. If They Serve A Taco Smash Burger You Are In Heaven.
The Cheeseburger Order Is A Heat Check. If They Serve A Taco Smash Burger You Are In Heaven.
Elimination Without Explanation Is The New Taxation Without Representation
February 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Elimination Without Explanation Is The New Taxation Without Representation
Watching Hockey For The 2nd Day In A Row And Considering Freezing A Rink In The Yard Next Winter
February 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Watching Hockey For The 2nd Day In A Row And Considering Freezing A Rink In The Yard Next Winter
Any Appointment That Starts Over 20 Minutes Late Should Result In A Change
Especially First Appointment Of The Day
Something Does Not Work And I’m Sick Of Doctors Not Being Held Accountable To A Schedule
Especially First Appointment Of The Day
Something Does Not Work And I’m Sick Of Doctors Not Being Held Accountable To A Schedule
February 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Any Appointment That Starts Over 20 Minutes Late Should Result In A Change
Especially First Appointment Of The Day
Something Does Not Work And I’m Sick Of Doctors Not Being Held Accountable To A Schedule
Especially First Appointment Of The Day
Something Does Not Work And I’m Sick Of Doctors Not Being Held Accountable To A Schedule
At The Doctor For A Checkup. In The Waiting Room. Only One Here When I Arrived. Next Person To Arrive Sat Down Right Next To Me
February 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
At The Doctor For A Checkup. In The Waiting Room. Only One Here When I Arrived. Next Person To Arrive Sat Down Right Next To Me
You Know The Doomsday Clock Is Bullshit Cuz Trump’s Relection Barely Moved The Needle
February 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
You Know The Doomsday Clock Is Bullshit Cuz Trump’s Relection Barely Moved The Needle
My Neighbor, Who Is 89 Years Young, Is Taking A Brief Pause In The Snowstorm Today To Shovel His Walkway. Afraid I’m Gonna See Him Die And Also Feeling Incredibly Lazy
February 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
My Neighbor, Who Is 89 Years Young, Is Taking A Brief Pause In The Snowstorm Today To Shovel His Walkway. Afraid I’m Gonna See Him Die And Also Feeling Incredibly Lazy
I Was Saying Dachshund As Dachshund And Not Dachshund And I’m Shook. Never Woulda Thought That Said That
February 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I Was Saying Dachshund As Dachshund And Not Dachshund And I’m Shook. Never Woulda Thought That Said That
El Salvador Offered To Imprison American Citizens And Our Government Didn’t Unilaterally Say Fuck No. Politicians Are Too Lazy To Govern Throw Em All Out And Try Again Save None Of Em Tore Up From Below The Floor Up
February 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
El Salvador Offered To Imprison American Citizens And Our Government Didn’t Unilaterally Say Fuck No. Politicians Are Too Lazy To Govern Throw Em All Out And Try Again Save None Of Em Tore Up From Below The Floor Up
The Idea Of Calling My Reps Makes Me Lose It. I Voted. Do Your Fucking Jobs.
There Is No One Lazier Than A Politician
There Is No One Lazier Than A Politician
February 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
The Idea Of Calling My Reps Makes Me Lose It. I Voted. Do Your Fucking Jobs.
There Is No One Lazier Than A Politician
There Is No One Lazier Than A Politician
Currently Freezing My Ass Off Hanging Outside With My Toddler. I Am So Cold.
Meanwhile My Tween Neighbor Is On A Driveway Hang Date With Another Youth Who Is In Gym Shorts
It’s 37°
Meanwhile My Tween Neighbor Is On A Driveway Hang Date With Another Youth Who Is In Gym Shorts
It’s 37°
February 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Currently Freezing My Ass Off Hanging Outside With My Toddler. I Am So Cold.
Meanwhile My Tween Neighbor Is On A Driveway Hang Date With Another Youth Who Is In Gym Shorts
It’s 37°
Meanwhile My Tween Neighbor Is On A Driveway Hang Date With Another Youth Who Is In Gym Shorts
It’s 37°
Movies I’ve Watched Bits And Pieces Of Without Watching All The Way Through In 2025
January 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Movies I’ve Watched Bits And Pieces Of Without Watching All The Way Through In 2025
Movies I’ve Watched In 2025
January 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Movies I’ve Watched In 2025
I Always Feel So Bad For The People Ringing The Bells, It’s Gotta Be Awful For You To Hear That Incessantly
December 9, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I Always Feel So Bad For The People Ringing The Bells, It’s Gotta Be Awful For You To Hear That Incessantly
Shop Local, Spend Cash
December 9, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Shop Local, Spend Cash
This Is The Most Sunday Feeling Friday Of My Whole Life
November 29, 2024 at 5:38 PM
This Is The Most Sunday Feeling Friday Of My Whole Life
I Think About This Poem Every Sunday I Get To Spend At Home
Emily Dickinson Said It Best
Emily Dickinson Said It Best
November 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM
I Think About This Poem Every Sunday I Get To Spend At Home
Emily Dickinson Said It Best
Emily Dickinson Said It Best