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Protocol requires the Trump gets a third State visit, and the invasion can’t start until he has traversed all the shires in alphabetical order in a gold, horse-drawn carriage.
January 6, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Protocol requires the Trump gets a third State visit, and the invasion can’t start until he has traversed all the shires in alphabetical order in a gold, horse-drawn carriage.
Compare and contrast Three Paragraph policies with 3 word slogans.
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Compare and contrast Three Paragraph policies with 3 word slogans.
In Peter Jones in early 2000s, waiting for wife to choose baby buggy, found myself stood next to an equally bored Harry Enfield carrying his baby on a similar mission.
I knew it was him, he knew I knew, but managed to ignore him in a very awkward British way.
I knew it was him, he knew I knew, but managed to ignore him in a very awkward British way.
December 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
In Peter Jones in early 2000s, waiting for wife to choose baby buggy, found myself stood next to an equally bored Harry Enfield carrying his baby on a similar mission.
I knew it was him, he knew I knew, but managed to ignore him in a very awkward British way.
I knew it was him, he knew I knew, but managed to ignore him in a very awkward British way.
Attending a play starring Anita Dobson at a small Hammersmith theatre in the early 90s, stepped back onto someone’s foot.
Apologised to Brian May.
Apologised to Brian May.
December 30, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Attending a play starring Anita Dobson at a small Hammersmith theatre in the early 90s, stepped back onto someone’s foot.
Apologised to Brian May.
Apologised to Brian May.
Imagine a public school educated white male politician being held to
the same account for Racist comments at school?
the same account for Racist comments at school?
December 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Imagine a public school educated white male politician being held to
the same account for Racist comments at school?
the same account for Racist comments at school?
They didn’t say “Ready, Set, Go!”
November 12, 2025 at 9:58 PM
They didn’t say “Ready, Set, Go!”
This Govt would probably proscribe both in the same SI, and the complaint that prisons are full of Strippers getting released early by mistake.
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This Govt would probably proscribe both in the same SI, and the complaint that prisons are full of Strippers getting released early by mistake.
In the interests of balance, worth noting that the ICC investigation into war crimes committed by the IDF continues.
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In the interests of balance, worth noting that the ICC investigation into war crimes committed by the IDF continues.
And, increasingly noticeably, by US based bots/commentators, that are give algorithm boosts on The Other Place.
November 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
And, increasingly noticeably, by US based bots/commentators, that are give algorithm boosts on The Other Place.
Ye Olde Pall Mall American Candy Shop.
November 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Ye Olde Pall Mall American Candy Shop.
These will be the Christian and Muslim Maccabi fans, of course.
October 19, 2025 at 7:44 PM
These will be the Christian and Muslim Maccabi fans, of course.
When I’m 64 Stones
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
When I’m 64 Stones
Looks like the George Melie’s rocket has left.
October 19, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Looks like the George Melie’s rocket has left.
“Hooooowl”
“Werewolf?”
“There Wolf”
“Werewolf?”
“There Wolf”
October 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
“Hooooowl”
“Werewolf?”
“There Wolf”
“Werewolf?”
“There Wolf”
The Haggis, emphatically not English, is radically different from all foods!
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The Haggis, emphatically not English, is radically different from all foods!
Thought process:
Went to Shop of Consequences.
Saw they were out of lube.
Bought extra large dildo.
It really beggars belief how often this Govt snatches defeat from jaws of victory, or just walks blindly into avoidable mistakes.
Disappointing, really.
Went to Shop of Consequences.
Saw they were out of lube.
Bought extra large dildo.
It really beggars belief how often this Govt snatches defeat from jaws of victory, or just walks blindly into avoidable mistakes.
Disappointing, really.
October 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Thought process:
Went to Shop of Consequences.
Saw they were out of lube.
Bought extra large dildo.
It really beggars belief how often this Govt snatches defeat from jaws of victory, or just walks blindly into avoidable mistakes.
Disappointing, really.
Went to Shop of Consequences.
Saw they were out of lube.
Bought extra large dildo.
It really beggars belief how often this Govt snatches defeat from jaws of victory, or just walks blindly into avoidable mistakes.
Disappointing, really.
Christian and Muslim Maccabi fans are banned too. Not much hoo ha about them.
October 18, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Christian and Muslim Maccabi fans are banned too. Not much hoo ha about them.
Politics of envy.
You should have chosen your Grandparents better.
You should have chosen your Grandparents better.
October 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Politics of envy.
You should have chosen your Grandparents better.
You should have chosen your Grandparents better.
Two tier tears.
October 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Two tier tears.
Is this a plot to import the Streisand Effect from The Other Place?
October 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Is this a plot to import the Streisand Effect from The Other Place?
Never watched “The Goonies”
I am 61 years Goonie free.
I am 61 years Goonie free.
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Never watched “The Goonies”
I am 61 years Goonie free.
I am 61 years Goonie free.
Sunshine on Leith!
October 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Sunshine on Leith!
Well, Trump isn’t getting the Nobel Prize for Authoritarian Censorship anytime soon, either.
September 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Well, Trump isn’t getting the Nobel Prize for Authoritarian Censorship anytime soon, either.
I don’t get why people get so hung up about the words that come before “cunt” in his description.
September 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don’t get why people get so hung up about the words that come before “cunt” in his description.