John Pani
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John Pani
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Depends what happened between when the article was published and the invasion. Article suggests that at time of publication the US had rejected regime’s offer of her taking over for Maduro. So her speech may have been sincere especially if regime thought negotiations were still ongoing.
January 4, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Dude loved to tell a story. If I recall correctly, he once rappelled into the northwestern law library because it was closed when he wanted to do some research. And also his office was once raided by *someone* when he was in possession of documents related to area 51.
January 3, 2026 at 3:16 PM
And they say that X is the everything app
January 3, 2026 at 10:36 AM
I’m at The Donald Trump
I’m at The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
I’m at the combination The Donald Trump The John F Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts
December 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Which *experts* say it’s NOT a stretch?
December 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
That guy looks like he rips through mattresses
December 12, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Santa never forgets
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Kind of weird to be laughing at an innocent kid’s mother being snatched up, regardless of who their aunt is, but especially so when it sure seems like this was the father’s family getting rid of the mom
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I want to see him shoot one
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
God ruining his teeth would feel soooo good
November 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Whiny bitch breaks right, story at 11:00
November 9, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Butter soft
November 9, 2025 at 1:53 PM
*wet farting sound crescendoes*
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
*Kraft
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Don’t tread on me, tread with me
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Looks like a Dumboat
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I fractured my femur playing football in high school and it bent the wrong way and I also do NOT like it but I also have a related and hard to describe compulsion TO watch it
November 3, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Armor Port, Dort Bort
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Twix Towers
October 19, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The emperor has no diaper
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The emperor has no diaper
October 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Tri-color foam is self care
October 16, 2025 at 11:36 AM
*wet farting sound escalates*
September 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
He’s just a chill gar
September 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM