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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist
@johnpontoon.bsky.social
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I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time. I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk. Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · May 18
Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 4h
Just saw a commercial that said, “Opioid addiction gets between you and what you love,” but what if you love opioids huh? I just kicked that commercial’s ass.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 4h
He went out doing what he loved: getting pasted.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 5h
Social media made a man of me. 1, 2, 3, 4, I just plain adore that social media!
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 5h
imo this proves that he must not be broke and chopped, this is what strong people do.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 5h
can’t prebend it isn’t.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 5h
Fascinating experiment in “What if we were brutally awful at governing but had a mainstream press that said we were amazing?” It turns out that there’s a limit to how absolutely stupid the masses are. Calooh, callay!
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 5h
Tough break, Yankees!

I’m too independent to be a fan of a team. Players come and go, but the owners are always fuckers. Yet I CAN hate a team, and I hate the Yankees. George Steinbrenner was the Don Trump of owners. Fuck him and his issue. Today was a good baseball day for me, huzzah!
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 6h
While you’re solving this, could you please install a “Really Like A Lot” button? Tx much!
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 7h
yeah, I’ve watched it grow for 45 years from dog whistles and apocryphal stories to shouts and plain lies. Reagan planted the acorns that grew into mighty oaks of suck-ass.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 7h
If it turns out to be a woman in the frog, Derek has betrayed his vows.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 7h
The worst people alive, who are also the stupidest people alive, have unchallenged power across the board and every day they broadcast their criminality. I reckon I can see how that could seem frustrating.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 9h
The source of Alito’s beliefs:
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · Aug 18
It sounds conspiratorial to suggest that Vladimir Putin told Donald Trump behind closed doors to launch an assault on mail-in voting in elections administered by the states, and Trump immediately set about mobilizing federal power to do it… but that is literally Trump’s account of what happened.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 9h
we mourn together
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 9h
I sincerely believe that he’s never heard of Biggus Dickus.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 9h
I sincerely believe that he’s never heard of Biggus Dickus.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 9h
He played the McPoyles’ patriarch on It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
The man was an object lesson in facing death with moral clarity. His cool in captivity, stabbed twice and sentenced to hang, astonished his captors into respect.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
Won’t any of these goddamned reporters bring their 7-year-old to work to point out that he’s nuts?
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
all I had to do was keep my stupid mouth shut, I’d have had so much cred. all of the cred!
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
lol I misspelled 24, what an asshole!
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
Can people still tell that I joined 11/94?
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
I knew some guys whose dad wrote MacArthur Park.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
this is a dig at me, I can tell
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
Can’t believe her a-hole sister made all those people waste their valuable prayers.
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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h
hey wow, it’s like happiness itself with no drawbacks whatsoever, wow