It’s weird to think that I am so attractive, literally everything in the universe is drawn to me to one degree or another

Our table decor for the Spanish Town Ball last weekend. Had a list of 69 fortunes it would print when you pressed the button. I regret not adding a counter, because I feel like it had to have printed several hundred fortunes.
#SpanishTownBall #SpanishTownParade #BatonRouge #SpanishTownMardigras

Sitting here with a sore hand and the realization that Guinness bottles are not twist top.

Thinking of starting my own crypto coin. It will be an offline dedistributed ledger system. I’ll keep a note book of who has all the coins. You want to pay some? Just give me a call I’ll update the notebook, boom instant transfer. For extra security I’ll get one of those notebooks with a lock.

Movies have mislead me about how common it is to encounter quicksand and mistletoe.

wrote up a reply to @dustyweb.bsky.social's "How decentralized is Bluesky really" blog post

If your turkey is still in the freezer you it is time to see what Thanksgiving options Waffle House has.

Discovered I already had an account here. but don't know what to post... insert Pulp Fiction meme here.