Ryan Carnahan
@johnq32205.bsky.social
Florida Man: Just another rando. Husband. Father. Former foster Dad. Software Developer. Veteran. He/Him
As a ~30 year-old man, my kite got stuck in a tree. I went and got a ladder, but it wasn't tall enough to reach the lowest branch of the tree, which was about 15 feet above the ground. I leapt from the ladder to the branch, landing belly flop style, and breaking a rib in the process. Got the kite.
January 6, 2026 at 1:41 AM
As a ~30 year-old man, my kite got stuck in a tree. I went and got a ladder, but it wasn't tall enough to reach the lowest branch of the tree, which was about 15 feet above the ground. I leapt from the ladder to the branch, landing belly flop style, and breaking a rib in the process. Got the kite.
The announcer keeps saying there will be playoff football in Duval next week.
No, we want the #1 seed and next week off.
No, we want the #1 seed and next week off.
January 4, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The announcer keeps saying there will be playoff football in Duval next week.
No, we want the #1 seed and next week off.
No, we want the #1 seed and next week off.
He looked up photos of FNM, and they likely didn't convey the temperature and humidity of an LGS with 100+ Commander players hanging around. He's talking about layers and sweaters, which I don't think would work in practice.
January 1, 2026 at 5:12 PM
He looked up photos of FNM, and they likely didn't convey the temperature and humidity of an LGS with 100+ Commander players hanging around. He's talking about layers and sweaters, which I don't think would work in practice.
That's right, it can fuck right off. My 2025 has been so miserable, I can't explain it without bringing everyone down.
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 AM
That's right, it can fuck right off. My 2025 has been so miserable, I can't explain it without bringing everyone down.
It's also very Ninja Turtle.
December 31, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It's also very Ninja Turtle.
I let my kids watch it for the first time this year. They loved it.
December 24, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I let my kids watch it for the first time this year. They loved it.
As a Hannah Gadsby fan, any time someone says something this ridiculous out loud, I mentally add "AT THE DOG PARK!" to the end.
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
As a Hannah Gadsby fan, any time someone says something this ridiculous out loud, I mentally add "AT THE DOG PARK!" to the end.
There's always Nethack.
December 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
There's always Nethack.