Best I can do is one paragraph of AI nonsense split across 4 slideshows, with every other click an ad to maximize retention. Also, the page fails to load halfway through, forcing you to refresh and start again.

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

I miss albums that were recorded live in studio.

Probably how it looked on TV knowing how underexposed and flat everything is lit in modern movies and tv.

So I should not invest in HamCoin? The pitch deck was very convincing.

Enshitification. But at least Wolverine Worldwide stock is up!

Remember that other guy who was forced to buy a social media site after trying to back out because he didn’t read a contract and then ran it so badly it lost over half its value, advertisers stopped buying and users fled? Imagine putting him in charge of eliminating gov waste. Yikes!

That’s would be a violation of the Constitootsion

This just leaves me confused by the behavior of those being investigated. Ignoring subpoenas, running out clocks, ignoring other reports and releasing redacted reports, etc. Did the probe produce truths by pulling at threads correctly or did they lie to get to those threads?