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He does not walk around to the Art of Noise, which is, as you will recall, magician music (complimentary)
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Also because he habitually addresses the audience. And his magnificent hair
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sublime
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Bed assembled. Phew
November 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Bed Lugged (3 Flights)
November 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
That said I wasn’t going to get the game regardless, the first Prime made me dizzy
November 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Classic nighttime! It is reassuring to have at least one other person who could not see the thing that everyone is going on about
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Of course I will admit, if I read this tweet having never watched Columbo, my first response would probably be “I’m not doing all that.” Well, fair is fair, but just know, that Columbo is really good
November 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If you’ve never seen an episode of Columbo, pick one with a guest star that you know (the one with Dick Van Dyke is great). Then watch a few more, so you can feel like you know what the show is. Then watch “Last Salute” so you can ask to yourself, “why is it like this”
November 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM