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Jay
@johnson.wtf
🏳️‍🌈 he/him 🕺
👨‍💻 Product guy 🤓
🐈 Cat dad to Iris 😻
💙 Resist lib winemom🍷
🎤 Noiseboi 🎭
📍 Seattle 🇺🇸
Hi gay! Welcome to the butter barn!
Today we are sashaying away with gay hockey stories, so be sure to check out “Check Please” - it’s a super cute graphic novel series 🥰 something to tide you over after the last episode airs this week
December 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Picking up some more hours for a lil holiday spending money - let’s go double show day!
December 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
For the rest of the year I'll be attacking and taking down every pokemon go gym I come across that doesn't have a holiday costume/hat pokemon in it.

You nerds need to do better 😤 But roundbebes with holiday swag in the gyms 😤
December 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Older since I don’t have a tree this year. But Iris is a big fan of Xmas tree!
December 15, 2025 at 5:18 AM
About to start the last show I’m working of the year!
December 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bussy driver decided to just skip my stop completely I guess 🤷‍♂️🫠
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Second show in a two-show day! Let’s gooooo
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Today’s office: filling in for lights today!
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
This may be surprising to some, but it’s a bit moist in Seattle this morning.
December 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Oops
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Saturgay 🤠
December 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Work selfie(s)
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
December 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Omg noooooo
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Over 40 drop a selfie!
November 30, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Opening night!
November 30, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Gay af Xmas tree lmao
November 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Let’s go preview night!
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Almost every other order from Amazon lately goes to this mysterious "oops we're just running late" for several days before they just fucking refund/cancel the order.
November 26, 2025 at 7:50 PM
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
bby where u goin?????
November 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
November 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Caught me goofin’
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
lol 6 7 🤪
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM