He's still rebooting.

Maybe someone whispered "cease all motor functions" to him.

I don't know. I think these high-protein spicy bananas are pretty good.

It's OK. He was crossing his fingers behind his back, so it doesn't count.

Because so many of us realize US news outlets are sh!t, and we trust the BBC more.

It's more of a Lavender Haze, if you ask me.

Yep, here we fkn go again. smh.

Boy, do I have a surprise for you!

I don't get it. What's the connection between Anna Kendrick and Father's Day? 😉

I don't get it. The article says "the X owner was criticized after calling the actor the R-word in a tweet", but the only disgusting "R-word" I can think of right now is "Republican". 😉