John Muller
@johnspacemuller.com
making a good soccer app called @futiapp.bsky.social
Up 70 points since he left for AFCON
January 11, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Up 70 points since he left for AFCON
Look at my beautiful son
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Look at my beautiful son
I thought three days for a restart was standard after a great Jesus cross
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I thought three days for a restart was standard after a great Jesus cross
I wasn't ready, I need more time
January 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
I wasn't ready, I need more time
It's crazy how much of a bargain elite MLS players are
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
It's crazy how much of a bargain elite MLS players are
Everyone who’s ever tried to put an unwilling toddler to bed
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Everyone who’s ever tried to put an unwilling toddler to bed
Neat idea from @rwohan.bsky.social to show just how dominant the Premier League is right now by comparing each team in the table to a European equivalent according to betting odds-derived team ratings
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
January 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Neat idea from @rwohan.bsky.social to show just how dominant the Premier League is right now by comparing each team in the table to a European equivalent according to betting odds-derived team ratings
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
I am once again asking what a line breaking pass is
January 7, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I am once again asking what a line breaking pass is
Heads up, if you got free MLS Season Pass through T-Mobile last year they’re going to try to auto-subscribe you for a year of Apple TV
January 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Heads up, if you got free MLS Season Pass through T-Mobile last year they’re going to try to auto-subscribe you for a year of Apple TV
Update: it's going pretty well
January 5, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Update: it's going pretty well
The mysterious Ann Winterburne — who has only ever edited John Herdman's Wikipedia page — was back at it again last month, deleting the entire Canada drone spying scandal section while Herdman was in talks with the Indonesian national team
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 PM
The mysterious Ann Winterburne — who has only ever edited John Herdman's Wikipedia page — was back at it again last month, deleting the entire Canada drone spying scandal section while Herdman was in talks with the Indonesian national team
They’ve found a way to offend grammatical sensibilities on both sides of the Atlantic
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
They’ve found a way to offend grammatical sensibilities on both sides of the Atlantic
Enzo Maresca famously titled his coaching thesis "Football and Chess," comparing the board to positional play zones and name-dropping Karpov and Morphy as tactical inspirations.
So it changed my whole view of him to learn that he's the kind of guy who opens a game like this
So it changed my whole view of him to learn that he's the kind of guy who opens a game like this
January 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Enzo Maresca famously titled his coaching thesis "Football and Chess," comparing the board to positional play zones and name-dropping Karpov and Morphy as tactical inspirations.
So it changed my whole view of him to learn that he's the kind of guy who opens a game like this
So it changed my whole view of him to learn that he's the kind of guy who opens a game like this
Soccer Bluesky is shockingly chill so we’ll go with the time a guy got mad at a Guardian article, googled my name and left a comment on an unrelated Substack post to defend Lionel Messi’s honor in the name of Kiefer Sutherland in 24
December 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Soccer Bluesky is shockingly chill so we’ll go with the time a guy got mad at a Guardian article, googled my name and left a comment on an unrelated Substack post to defend Lionel Messi’s honor in the name of Kiefer Sutherland in 24
Advanced case of soccer manager brain
December 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Advanced case of soccer manager brain
Is Daniel Farke okay
December 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Is Daniel Farke okay
Did have to think about it for a minute but I think these choices are the only natural ones
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Did have to think about it for a minute but I think these choices are the only natural ones
The funniest research finding: Weston McKennie’s chess account was banned for cheating. Merry Christmas everyone
December 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The funniest research finding: Weston McKennie’s chess account was banned for cheating. Merry Christmas everyone
Wingers beat everyone except fullbacks, center backs lose to everyone except forwards
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Wingers beat everyone except fullbacks, center backs lose to everyone except forwards
Here's a network of some better known players in the dataset — you can see a lot of club and national team relationships
December 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Here's a network of some better known players in the dataset — you can see a lot of club and national team relationships