The Pontiac Bandit
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Can’t spill food on your shirt if you’re not wearing one.
White Sox. Jaguars. Blackhawks. West Ham. Wrestling.
Chicago, Illinois
White Sox. Jaguars. Blackhawks. West Ham. Wrestling.
Chicago, Illinois
Pinned
Throwback to when I got on stage with Drain because it was awesome.
My sister got my mom JBL wireless earphones because “couldn’t be trusted with actual AirPods”.
15 minutes later, my mom dropped her headphones into her coffee.
15 minutes later, my mom dropped her headphones into her coffee.
December 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My sister got my mom JBL wireless earphones because “couldn’t be trusted with actual AirPods”.
15 minutes later, my mom dropped her headphones into her coffee.
15 minutes later, my mom dropped her headphones into her coffee.
Very high strength to weight ratio.
December 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Very high strength to weight ratio.
To those who celebrate.
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December 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
To those who celebrate.
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The Jaguars are postseason bound for the first time in three seasons!
December 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The Jaguars are postseason bound for the first time in three seasons!
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JUST to recap, the Chiefs are leaving Kansas City, the Bears are leaving Chicago, the Raiders left Oakland, the Chargers left San Diego, the Rams left for STL but all I’ve heard for 2 decades is that the JAGUARS were leaving for London & yet they are remaining in Jacksonville, for a VERY long time.
December 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
JUST to recap, the Chiefs are leaving Kansas City, the Bears are leaving Chicago, the Raiders left Oakland, the Chargers left San Diego, the Rams left for STL but all I’ve heard for 2 decades is that the JAGUARS were leaving for London & yet they are remaining in Jacksonville, for a VERY long time.
I’m still glad Jarrian Jones got to hurdle over someone instead of being the one hurdled over again.
December 22, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’m still glad Jarrian Jones got to hurdle over someone instead of being the one hurdled over again.
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Let’s see the national media ignore us now.
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Let’s see the national media ignore us now.
The league is about to find out.
December 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The league is about to find out.
I will be playing Free Bird on Guitar Hero after this. That’s for DAMN sure.
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I will be playing Free Bird on Guitar Hero after this. That’s for DAMN sure.
Complete fucking joke. Jags were playing too well. Have to start calling against them. Get fucked. Go shove it down their throat.
December 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Complete fucking joke. Jags were playing too well. Have to start calling against them. Get fucked. Go shove it down their throat.
This team is different….
December 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This team is different….
Love that Strange tight end.
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December 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Love that Strange tight end.
First new entry on the Burger Time leaderboard in well over a year. What does this mean for the Jags?
December 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
First new entry on the Burger Time leaderboard in well over a year. What does this mean for the Jags?
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Can confirm Jeff Passan’s report that the White Sox are signing Japanese slugger Munetaka Murakami to a two-year, $34 million deal
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Can confirm Jeff Passan’s report that the White Sox are signing Japanese slugger Munetaka Murakami to a two-year, $34 million deal
I wish I could sleep until 3:25 PM CST tomorrow.
December 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I wish I could sleep until 3:25 PM CST tomorrow.
Jimmy Stones gets it done.
December 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Jimmy Stones gets it done.
More like Myles Jack Is Down Bad amirite?
December 18, 2025 at 4:43 PM
More like Myles Jack Is Down Bad amirite?
Got that Zig Zag from Holes hair.
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Got that Zig Zag from Holes hair.
I don’t know if the zipper on my pants is broken or I just keep forgetting to zip it but either way it’s a problem.
December 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I don’t know if the zipper on my pants is broken or I just keep forgetting to zip it but either way it’s a problem.
Liam Coen is going to start a glue factory with all these horse teams the Jags keep putting down.
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Liam Coen is going to start a glue factory with all these horse teams the Jags keep putting down.
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
Went to say “Hopefully a Budd Dwyer situation” and his picture is the top reply 😂😂😂
JUST IN: Donald Trump says he will address the nation at 9 PM ET on December 17
December 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Went to say “Hopefully a Budd Dwyer situation” and his picture is the top reply 😂😂😂
Your move, Shark Tank.
December 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Your move, Shark Tank.